Goby: Neon have you seen my sharpest knife?
Neon: the one that was used to murder that one clown down the street?
Goby: yes
Neon: im pretty sure it fell in the hole
Goby: what hole-OH MY GAWD
*dramatic sting*
Goby: what is that?
Neon: a hole
Goby: i can see that but whats it doing there?
Neon: well i woke up *Sips warm milk* and there was a hole
Goby: what are you gonna do about it?
Neon: ive put a rug over it
*dramatic sting*
Neon: yeah it fell in the hole
Goby: Shall we call the police or something??
Neon: oh yup ive called the police
Goby: well where are they??
Neon: Their in the hole
*dramatic sting*
Goby: where is your girlfriend.....? Neon where is your Girlfriend?!
Neon: shes at work :)
Goby: oh where does she work?
Neon: in the hole
*dramatic sting*
Goby: God!! how even deep is this thing!?
*Goby then takes Neon's cup and drops it in the hole*
Neon: that was my favorite cup....now its in the hole
*dramatic sting*
Goby: Neon.....do you even know what this is? Like maybe its a portal to another world or something or even a gateway to hell or......Neon?.......Neon!? NEEEONNNN!?
Neon: hey sup just got back from getting a snack
Goby: Neon can you pls take this seriously!!
a hand then comes out from the hole making scary sounds
Goby: *freaking out*
Neon: *loads his gun and starts shooting*
Goby: what was that!?
Neon: hole person thing
Goby: where did it come from?!
Neon: :3
Goby: right.....the hole yeah.....Dude why are soo calm about this!?
Neon: im more worried about the space monster
Goby: what space monster....?
the thing then graps Goby and pulls them to deep space
Neon: that one..*cheeks pockets* oh heres Goby's knife
*dramatic sting*
Neon: *drops it and staps leg* Oh shit
The end
writen by Neon_Hyperdrive
based off this by Tomska (go sub to him bc hes cool)
