*Author's Note*
The prologue and first chapter are weird as fūck. If you don't like it don't read it. I really don't care lol. It's just for fun.
Enjoy
I'm really sick of my phone. Everybody makes fun of my trusty Nokia. I'm the lamest kid in school. People call me the Nokia boy!! It would be worse if everyone knew I was gay, but I'll never tell anybody in this school. I'm in love with Harry Styles, the coolest kid in school. His friends, Zayn and Liam, are his homies. Niall is my only friend. He's not gay and he doesn't know I am.
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I was at school when Zayn came up and started talking shît about me and my mom. No one says shít about my mom so we got into a brawl.
"You little bitch. You're so fûcking fruity. Yo mama is so fat her blood type is Nutella." Zayn yelled. The was the last straw. I pulled out a gun and shot him. I shot him good. In between the balls. Right in the dick. He fell to the ground covering his shot dick.
"Fùck man!! Why'd you do that!?" He yelled. I walked over to him and knelt down. Two can play this game.
"Because yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, 'We cant fix it.'" I told him. I get up and turn around to find the police behind me.
"You are under arrest. You have the right to suck my dick." The cop said. He grabbed my hands.
"You can't take me to jail! You know what happens to people like me in jail?! It rhymes with GRAPE!" I yell.
Dream
