After our math class Harry and I walked to lunch. It was hard not to trip over my own feet. I was trying so hard to play it "cool." Walking down the hall Harry was saying hey to almost every person we passed. I probably looked like an idiot walking beside the coolest guy in the school and not saying hi to anyone. The problem is I don't know anyone. What if I just said hi to a random person? What's the worst that can happen?
"Hey Man!" Harry stopped to talk with one of his guy friends. This is my time to shine.
"H-hey girl!" I said to a random girl by her lockers. Oh fûck. I should not have said that. She looked at me with a confused look.
"Do I know you?" She asked. Her friend beside her giggled. I need to play this cool. No one knows I'm gay!
"Um no, but I-I'd like too" I said as I put my hand next to her head. I lean in to her. I've watched too many chick flicks. I look in her crystal blue eyes.
"What the fûck are you doing you bîtch!" Someone yelled from behind me. I turn around to find the football captain, Max, towering over me. I then realized the girl I was "hitting on" was the girlfriend to the strongest guy in school.
"Nothin man I was just um- I was just- ah hell I don't know." I finally said. The hallway was mostly cleared out. Harry and his friends were watching from afar. I have to think of something to tell Max to why I was so close to her.
"Listen to me you little fruit cup if you come near my girlfriend again I will beat your tiny ašs! You understand?" He said to me. He got right in my face. Did he just say I had a tiny butt? Oh no he didn't! No one says my butt is small. My butt is the perfect size! That was the last straw. He was about to turn away.
"You know what! Listen here you big ašs freak!" I yelled back at him. He stopped and turned. He looked like someone just slapped him right across the face. I'm not backing down this time. He starts cursing at me and pushes me against the lockers. That's when I start arguing back at him. His
girlfriend tried to pull him back, but he wouldn't budge. That's when I saw Harry walk over. I didn't even know he was still around. Lunch started about ten minutes ago.
"HEY! GUYS!," Harry yelled and we both went silent, " everyone simmer down!"
Max back up and looked at Harry. He's girlfriend came up and pulled his hand.
"Come on Max. Tiffany and John are waiting." She told him. I just kept my eyes on the ground. He finally picked up his bag and walked off holding hands with his girl. I look up to see Harry looking at me. Then out of nowhere he busted out laughing. I finally joined in. I grabbed my bag and we walked off to lunch.
"You got balls going up to Max like that. He's the head captain of the football team. " Harry told me when we got to the lunch line.
I laughed, "I know."
Harry's homies, Zayn and Liam, came up behind us. They both looked like badasseš, but Liam looked like he could fûck some shît up. He's one character I would not touch.
"Guess who messed with Max today." Harry said to them. They both looked at him with confused faces. Oh god.
"Louis here." Harry said smiling. They both looked at me at the same time. Then back at Harry.
"No way." Zayn said and laughed a little. I don't blame him. I wouldn't believe it either. I don't even think they knew my name before this.
"I'm not joking man. He was flirting with his girlfriend back over by the lockers. Ask Nathan he'll tell you if you don't believe me." Harry says as he got a tray. They both looked at me and I nodded agreeing that I did.
"Dude what were you thinking?" Liam asked.
"I don't even know. It kinda just happened." I told them. We got to the food. It's cheeseburgers and fries today. Harry is in front so he gets he's first. Then I go up and Zayn follows me. When Liam gets up to the food he stops. We all turn around trying to see what's the hold up. The lunch lady comes up to Liam.
"What do you need, honey?" She says. She looks about 100.
"Yeah where are the sweet potato fries?" He says.
"We are all out so you'll have to eat the regular fries" she says. This is when it all went all downhill. Liam got pissed. Really, really pissed.
"Oh no. Not this again." Harry whispers.
"No I can't have regular fries! And you want to know why!? I'm on a special fûcking diet! Now you hobble yourself back in the kitchen and make me sweet potato fries!" Liam screams. Everyone is looking at him now.
"Sir, we don't have any." She says back to him. Liam slams his fist down so hard girls in the back scream a little.
"Bullshít!!!" He screams. Where are the teachers? Aren't they suppose to be fixing this. Liam starts yelling even more at the poor old lady. She looks like she's about to faint.
"YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK ABOUT THESE FÜCKING REGULAR FRIES?!" He screams.
Then, he takes Zayn's fries from his tray and throws it straight at the old woman. She starts to scream. Liam picks up more fries and continues to throw them at her. She goes to back away when he grabs one of the cheeseburgers.
"NO! Liam don't!!" Harry yells as he tries to stop him, but he didn't make it to him in time.
Liam pegged the cheeseburger and hit the poor old woman right in the head. She fell face first to the ground. She doesn't even make a sound after she hits the ground. Where are the fúcking teachers?!
I look behind us and I see one of the students got principle Todd. Oh thank god! Our poor lunch lady might be lifeless on the floor.
Principle Todd runs over and kneels down right next to the lunch lady. Liam looks at the principle and walks off.
"Someone call 911!!"
