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𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚊 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚍𝚎

| 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍, 𝚜𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚗𝚒𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜!

| 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚜 𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚙𝚞𝚋𝚒𝚌 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚊 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚏𝚝 𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚛

☞𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚗☜

| 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜, 𝚒 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚊𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚖 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚎𝚡𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍.
(𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚜𝚢😊)

| 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚊'𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚗 𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚑, 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚍𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚎

| 𝖧𝖤𝖱 𝖲𝖬𝖨𝖱𝖪𝖲 𝖨 𝖲𝖶𝖤𝖠𝖱

| 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚑

| 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚘 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚊𝚍𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚎

| 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚊𝚍, 𝚜𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚊 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚒𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚕𝚕 𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚞𝚋𝚜 𝚌𝚒𝚛𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚏 𝚒𝚝
(๑′ᴗ‵๑)

| 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚘 𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛

| 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚜𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚊, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝖫𝖨𝖳𝖤𝖱𝖠𝖫𝖸 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜

| 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚔𝚒𝚍𝚜 𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛? 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚐𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚊

| 𝙻𝙾𝚃𝚂 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛

☞𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚗☜

| 𝚒 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚜𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚊'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚒𝚐 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚘𝚗, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝. 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚒𝚐 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚞𝚢𝚜😕

| 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚞𝚙 𝚊𝚝 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛

| 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚂𝚄𝙿𝙴𝚁 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚘 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚜 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚢𝚘𝚞(𝚒𝚗 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞) 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚞𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢

"𝚘𝚑 𝚑𝚎𝚕-"
*𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚞𝚙*
"𝚘𝚔"

𝚒𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜:)

| 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚗'𝚝 𝚊 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚎𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚊𝚏𝚊𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚘𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜.
(𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚘)

| 𝚢𝚊'𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚜

| 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚞𝚢𝚜 𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚔^𝚟^
(𝚍𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚌)

| 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚗𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜

| 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚎𝚣𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚝

| 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚌𝚊𝚝:) 𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚎

| 𝚢𝚊'𝚕𝚕 𝚂𝙲𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙼 𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝚐𝚘𝚊𝚕𝚜

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