A Dark Tragedy

Xiao stared into y/n's glistening ocean-like orbs he slowly cupped her cheeks as he whispered " you are so beautiful my little gummy gum drop ". As you and Xiao are having a moment, Venti dramatically walks in "Y/N?!?!?!?!?! XIAO??!?!?!??!?!?!" he yelled in disbelief "V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V–V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-VENTI?????" y/n stammered both shocked and shy "venti? Why are u here?" xiao asked in a cold tone, "are you here to steal my little gummy gum drop?" xiao asked sternly "W-W-W-W–WW–WWHAT" venti screamed "LITTLE GUMMY GUM DROP?? SHES MY LITTLE FLY SWATTER WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT" venti said very obviously confused and heartbroken. "V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-VENTI ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK I SWEAR" y/n panicked "your venti's little fly swatter?" xiao asked in disbelief and disgust "y/n are u double timing with me and venti?" xiao looked at y/n with absolute disgust in his eyes "I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-ITS NOT LIKE THAT I PROMISE I DIDNT MEAN FOR THIS TO HAPPEN" y/n tried her best to explain but xiao and venti wouldnt listen they were both still shaken up and hurt by what they had both found out. "y/n.." venti started to speak "weve both been keeping a secret from you..." xiao stared at venti "t-t-t-t-the thing is..." venti held xiao's arm "im pregnant with xiaos child.." venti said as he stared at his shoes and tears slowly forming in his eyes, "y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y–y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y–y-y-y-y-y-y-your w-w-w-what..?" xiao asked eyes wide open in shock, venti looked up at xiao "y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yes... im sorry i didnt tell you sooner xiao baby boo 🥺" y/n stared at both of them shocked and confused "has this turned into an omegaverse fanfic" she thought, suddenly venti screamed in pain. "A-AH I THINK THE BABY'S COMING" venti yelled very much disturbed by the sudden pain, xiao picked him up and quick sprinted to the hospital. Y/n was following close behind curious of what would happen next, venti screamed as he went into labor. Shortly after venti suddenly stopped and xiao and y/n quickly ran into the room to see venti holding 2 beautiful babies, "oh they are beautiful" y/n said awestruck, Xiao stared at his children as he walked toward venti "oh my god are these my sperms?" venti nodded "arent they adorable sweetie peetie", the nurse suddenly started to speak "you are very lucky sir almost all of the people who gave birth to twins in this hospital died mid labor" y/n stared at the nurse "WHAT" she yelled shocked and confused, but xiao and venti chose to ignore the nurse and continued sweet talking their little baby spermy boowies.

The end

Created by zhu and Colette<3

a/n: btw this whole fanfic was a joke w me and my friend, sorry if u wanted to fill urself with xiaoven angst LMAO