just a skit that my friends helped me think of @7_DaughterOfApollo_7
There was no surprise that Tony liked to flirt. Even when he was dating Pepper he still would act like abit of a playboy. So of course when he started dating Stephen that didn't change at all. Although Stephen was used to it he started to get abit jealous. Sometimes when they were out Tony would wink or flirt with the waiter and waitress or waitpeople. (idk maybe their nonbinary) Stephen would then punish Tony (yes in t h a t way).
Tony and Stephen just got done "talking" about why Tony shouldn't be winking at people.
"I'm going to order some pizza." Stephen yells loud enough for Tony to hear.
"Ok, can you get pepperoni?" Tony asked walking torwards Stephen standing on his tippy toes planting a kiss on his cheek.
"Sure, Tiny." Stephen says giving a angry Tony a quick peck on the forehead.
"I'm not even that short." Tiny snapped back.
"Mhmm, sure what ever helps you sleep at night." Stephen says with a smirk.
"Look here Dumbledore...
15 mins later
"ding-dong"
"Oh the pizza is here, Happy could you get the door?" Tony ask.
"Of course." Happy says opening the door.
*Tony gets something in his eye and closes one eye to rub it*
"What did we just FUCKING TALK ABOUT!" Stephen yelled.
"Wha- THERE WAS SOMETHING IN MY EYE!" Tony yelled back.
"TheRe wAs SoMEthInG iN mY eYEs ."Stephen said in a mocking tone.
"WE'RE LITERALLY AT HOME WHO THE FUCK AM I GONNA WINK AT!" Tony shouted.
"WE ORDER PIZZA YOU COULD HAVE BEEN WINKING AT THE DELIVERY GUY." Stephen shouts back.
"ARE YOU DUM- you know what, just to piss you off I'm gonna go wink at the delivery guy." *Tony says starting to walk torwards the door.*
"STEP AWAY FROM THE DOOR. *Stephen says grabing the AC/DC cds on the counter* or the cds get it."
"You aint got the nerve." Tony says
"Try me." Stephen says
*Peter walks in*
"Can you two stop fighting I'm trying to have a call with Ned and MJ and we can't hear eachother because ya'll are arguing." Peter says loud enough for them to hear him.
"Well maybe if SOMEONE,*Tony says glaring at Stephen back and then at Peter*wasn't being a jealous bitch-
"you two are hopeless." peter whispers to himself.
"d-did you st-till want your pizza." the delivery guy asked terrified.
"O-oh sorry here you go." Stephen says taking the pizza and giving the guy some money.
*The delivery guy runs off*
"Wait I didn't get to wink at you." Tony shouts running to the door.
thx tho my friend the way this story was made is hilarious. And my other friend
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Fanficjust the usual days of ironstrange probably wont be any smut (sorry i cant write it-) This is my first time writting this kind of thing so yea let me know if you like it or not you can request if you'd like no promises that im going to do them tho-
