We've Got Training To Do

2: The Golden Weapons

Previously on We've Got Training To Do:

"They took my sister!" Kai shouted.

"Look, you need to get your act together so you can actually become a Ninja," Jade said. She walked out, her long blond ponytail swinging.

"I feel like I can do anything!" Kai shouted. "I can- I can-" He finally gave up on words and kissed Jade. Jay found the two. His jaw dropped, along with his cookie. He ran out, then came back for the cookie, then ran out again.

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It wasn't my idea to attack Kai while he was brushing his teeth.

Jay caught us kissing this afternoon, and he was JEALOUS. He spread a nasty little rumor that Kai was a Skeleton in disguise. I can't believe either of them fell for that. I wonder if I'm the only smart one.

I didn't take part in the attack, it was just Cole, Zane, and Jay. I watch as Kai beats their asses. He uses an awesome strategy of turning on the training course to move them out of the way, but they end up dog piling him, until Sensei told them to stop. Of course, Cole blamed it on Jay.

"Why would you do something like that?" Sensei asked. Jay bit his lip.

"Ummm... jealous of the new arrival?" Wow. He can do much better than that.

Sensei turned into a tornado again and went around the semicircle. The ninjas' black uniforms turn into ones of every color, corresponding to the dragon stable doors. Sensei gave them each small introductions.

"Kai, master of Fire."

"Jay, the blue Ninja, master of Lightning."

"That's not all I'm the master of. I do a little inventing, modeling, cooking, some poetry-" Jay brags before Cole cut him off.

"More like mouth of lightning," Cole says.

"Cole, solid as a rock, master of Earth," Cole grins at Kai.

"Nice to meet you, kid. I got your back. And for the record, there ain't nothing in this world I'm afraid of."

"Except for dragons," Zane says. Cole's smile falters slightly.

"Dragons aren't from this world, Zane. I said in this world." Sensei continues his intros.

"White ninja is Zane, seer of the sixth sense." Zane does some fancy tricks with his shruikans.

"I sense he takes this a little too seriously," Kai says to me. I laugh quietly. Some of you may call it a giggle. I try not to think of it that way.

"You possess the gift too?" Zane asks.

Jay rolls his eyes. "He was making a joke, Zane. Remember what we talked about? Your sense of humor?"

"Oh. I see. Ha ha."

Jay slaps his forehead.

"Jade, bronze ninja of Light and Air." I blush. I really don't like it when people talk about me. It makes me feel awkward.

"You five are the Chosen Ones. You will protect the Golden Weapons from Lord Garmadon."

"But what about my sister?" Kai says.

"And my brother?" I put in.

"Ooh! We're saving a girl? Is she hot?" Jay says, suddenly interested.

"Jay!" Cole scolds.

"I just want to know what we're getting into. Does she like blue?" Jay adds to Kai.

"Back off!" Kai says.