My father grabs his milk and throws it out the window in anger, "CHEESE DOES NOT GO WITH FROG LEGS, OR MASHED POTATOES!!!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?" I stare, as I notice I am drooling on my butter. "Fuck you dad, I'm outtie." I say as I stand up, put on my ladybug wings, then fly out the window.
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Cheese Please
HorrorOne day my family and I were eating dinner, then I asked my father, "Pass the cheese please." Everyone started at me with their goat eyes... My father looks at me and responds "Cheese doesn't go with the frog legs or mashed potatoes." I looked on...
