HI. HELLO. PLS READ THIS‼️‼️‼️‼️

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THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A HUMOROUS STORY ABOUT A SILLY LITTLE SNAKE WITH A SILLY LITTLE CRUSH. COMPLETELY ONE-SIDED AND NO ZOOPHILIA.

I'M NOT A ZOOPHILE I PROMISE 😭😭😭. I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT ANYONE ELSE. WHO HAS READ THIS ISN'T A ZOOPHILE EITHER. JUST WANTED TO PUT THIS OUT THERE BEFORE I GET MORE PEOPLE CALLING ME A ZOOPHILE, R*PIST, AND ANIMAL ABUSER.

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE
FUNNY, HARMLESS, JOKES
OKAY?????

SO SHUT THE FUCK UP. AND DON'T SAY DIDDLY SHIT ABOUT ZOOPHILIA, R*PE, AND ANIMAL ABUSE BEFORE I GET YOUR GODDAMN IP ADDRESS, HOUSE ADDRESS, AND SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER AND SHUT YOU UP PERSONALLY. BECAUSE I CAN AND I WILL. DON'T TYPE SHIT. I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT I DON'T WANNA SEE IT. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY AND YOUR OPINION IS IRRELEVANT. SO DON'T OPEN YOUR GOOD-FOR-NOTHING MOUTH UNLESS YOU WANNA SUCK MY DICK.

GOOD DAY.

Love you all, happy reading 😽😽📖

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