Greenland: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Mexico: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
Peru: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
America: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Cuba: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
El Salvador: Mental stability, my old friend!
Canada: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?
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Cuba: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Mexico: No.
Peru: I did not.
Canada:I may have actually forgotten one.
America: Also no.
Cuba: Oh good, neither did I.
Greenland: *Exhausted sigh*
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*some countries in the Americas reactions to being told 'I love you'*
America: Thanks fam!
Cuba: Oh no.
El Salvador: *cries* I love you too.
Mexico: Sounds fake, but okay.
Canada:*A flustered mess*
Greenland: Can I get a refund?
(if it's not America)Peru:k
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Cuba: Stressed.
America:Depressed.
Canada:Possessed.
El Salvador:Obsessed.
Greenland:Impressed.
Mexico: Chicken breast.
Everyone:... What?
Mexico:I just wanted to join in.
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America: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Cuba: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Peru: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once, and it burned.
Mexico: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
El Salvador: I was taking a cup of noodles out of
the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a terrible burn.
Canada:I have emotional scars.
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Canada: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just
want to know.
Everyone:
El Salvador: ... I did. I broke it.
Canada: No. No you didn't. Cuba?
Cuba: Don't look at me. Look at America.
America: What?! I didn't break it.
Cuba: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it
was broken?
America: Because it's sitting right in front of us
and it's broken.
Cuba: Suspicious.
America: No, it's not!
Peru: If it matters, probably not, but Mexico was the last one to use it.
Mexico: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Peru: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Mexico: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Peru!
El Salvador: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Canada.
Canada: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Peru: Canada... Cuba's been awfully quiet.
Cuba: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Canada, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand, so I punched it.
Canada: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good, it was getting a little too chummy around here.
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Peru: *dies*
Canada: Timer starts now! When is he coming
back? I say two months!
America: Bullshit. One month.
Mexico: Nah, half a month.
El Salvador, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
PERU JUST DIED!
Cuba, scratching his chin in thought: One week.
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El Salvador: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Cuba: Okay, but what is updog?
Greenland: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Mexico: No, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Peru: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.
Canada: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
El Salvador: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number of analysis proofs.
Mexico: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Greenland: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Cuba: What's a henway??
El Salvador: Oh, about five pounds.
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Canada: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Mexico: >:O language
Greenland: Yeah, watch your fucking language
El Salvador: Okay, who taught Greenland the fuck word?!
America: 'The fuck word'.
Peru: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all
the time
Greenland: Oh my god, he censored it
America: Say fuck, Peru.
Greenland: Do it, Peru. Say fuck.
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Greenland: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!
El Salvador: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Peru: More or less, I guess...
Canada: That sounds awesome! Let's do that!
Cuba: I'm new here, but I am open to the concept.
America: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!
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Greenland: We're kind of missing something, guys.
El Salvador: Cohesion?
America: Teamwork?
Cuba: A general sense of what we're doing?
Peru: And Canada is not here.
El Salvador: Oh, and that, yeah.
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Greenland: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
Greenland: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*
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Peru on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk,* Heh heh heh.
Peru on Wednesday: *walking down the street*
Ooh, hey! A dime!
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Cuba: I'm not creepy.
Cuba: I'm petty.
Cuba: There's a difference, ya' know.
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El Salvador, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.
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Canada, looking at her watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I've been insulted. Canada: It's been about 5 seconds since I've been physically assaulted, but let's not talk about that.
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Peru: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?
Peru: And atoms never touch each other.
Peru: So in my defence, officer. I did not punch this kid.
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El Salvador: Do you cook?
Peru: I made a cake once.
America: Yeah, it was good.
Peru: Really?
America: Don't make me lie twice, Peru.
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