Chili so like one day miss Maggie Thee cracker dick jacker was walking to Cracker Barrel to practice her culture of salt and unseasoned chicken.
But then as she was walking to the Cracker Barrel entrance some bitch, I mean- hot ketchup and ranch muscle zaddy pulled up and snatched her up like a wig off a drag queen Mija 😍💅🏼✨
And so like he threw her into the trunk of his 2007 Cadillac that smelled like stale popcorn, menopause, and cum socks 😋🤞
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Maggie x The hot anime Ronald McDonald with abs looking guy in the background
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