How to wake up properly:
Step 1:Wake up in the morning.
Step 2:Put on a cat.
Step 3:Pet a dog.
Step 4:Run away pretending to be the Doctor, wondering why a dog is chasing you.
Step 5:Realize that you are wearing a cat on your head.
Step 6:Realize that the dog is chasing the cat. Not you.
Step 7: Remove the cat from your head.
Step 8: Feel awake.
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Random Wisdom
HumorRandom things that I thought of and think that I should share with the world.
