[written march 25]
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MY FRIEND FUCKING SCAMMED ME?!?!? UM MISS GIRL THERE IS NO SINGLE SO FAR PLEASE EXPLAIN YOURSELF TO ME VIA DMS
she asked me not to reveal her username but like if harry doesnt drop a single today you can attack her in the comments here for raising your hope and then stepping on it:
and if harry does drop a single thank her here:
she has though presented me with a new theory which may have meaning behind it or it may just be bullshit i'll try my best to explain it
so idk how (via HLD i think idk) we know that Harry's House has 13 tracks which COULD mean that there are 13 doors on HS3
assuming this is true, we've seen six doors and therefore six songs so far, and we have 7 more to go which means 7 more songs
this is all a theory though, given to me by my friend so take it lightly
again, assuming its true and 7 doors means 7 songs, we have 7 more days till we've seen the whole album, which will take us to 1 Apr (i just realised its april fools oh my god this theory is either bullshit or harry is bullshit) which could be around when a single comes (if not today)
this whole thing just makes me feel like a clown wtf between not getting the single, a new theory and literally first april i just 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
so.. yeah
on a better note, you are home posted, the door now opens to a bunch of grapes (fruit man omg) and the new tweet is "pearls of pleasure"
YOU ARE READING
HARRY BEING THE CRYPTIC ASSWIPE HE IS
Randomwhere i keep a track of all the shit harry styles has been doing in promo for HS3 (learning from taylor are you harry) and yes the cover is me wondering how he thinks of these things
