scp-1471 x Male reader (remastered)

II

Timeskip to Morning.

Alarm: WOAHHH WE'RE HALFWAY THERE, WOAH-OH SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR! TAKE MY HAND WE"LL MAKE IT I SWEAR, WOAH-OH SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR!

Y/n: uggghh...*hits snooze*

5 minutes later...

Alarm: WOAHHH WE'RE HALFWAY THE-*gets thrown at wall*

Y/n:Fuuuuuck.

[one morning routine montage later.]                                                                                                                          Time: 8:40am location: school bus

Gut; Yo Y/n, what'cha doin man?

Y/n: Why?

Guy: Cuz.

Y/n: Can you like, go do something that requires intelligence?

Guy: Fuck you shrimp dick.

Y/n: How would you know the size of my dick if you haven't seen it?

Guy: Umm.

Y/n: That's kinda gay ngl.

Guy: FUCK! *moves*

Y/n: YO ELIJAH!

Me: The fuck.

Y/n: Can you do a Timeskip?

Me: What?

Low I.Q Y/n: Yoo herded mee!

Me: Is your I.Q dropping?

Lower I.Q Y/n: noh.

Me: Im too lazy to fix this.

This Timeskip  is brought to you by... Me.

One Week Later at Home...

Phone: Ding.

Y/n: *texting* WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!!!!!!!!

...

Phone: Ding.

You have received a photo.

Y/n: wait... That's right behind me. *O_O* 

???: *Heavy breathing*

Y/n: *turns around* 

???: :I.

Y/n: I-um-well...*takes deep breath* If you're gonna kill me then let's get this over with, I'm not afraid of death any-*you see a large pair of breast*aaand you're naked.

???: *blinks a few times*

Y/n: y'know what? I'll be back in a sec. *grabs some clothes and tosses them at ???.* Here put these on.

??? proceeds to put clothing on.

???: Why are you helping me, are you not afraid of me?

Y/n: Nope.

???'s eye sockets? Light up as it hugs Y/n.

Y/n: *gets sandwiched between breast*

Y/n: Mmmmph, mmm,mmph,mm,mmph?

???: Oops, *lets go* sorry. What were you trying to say?

Y/n: so like, you got a name?

Scp-1471: Not really, they just called me Scp-1471.

Y/n: Not to be a dick or anything, but what kind of  name is that?