YiZhan 🦁💞🐇
#1
Zhan: What's a synonym?
Yibo: it's two words or phrases that mean the same thing.
Zhan: Can you give me a example?
Yibo: "forgive me father, for I have sinned" and "sorry daddy I've been naughty"
Xuan Lu: great! Now the English Language is also cancelled.
#2
Zhan: damn sorry, i just sneezed and liked your post
Yibo: and commented "damn daddy" on my scelas?
Zhan:
Zhan: i have the flu
#3
Yibo: hey! Little thing!
Jianguo: what you want human?
Yibo: remember he's mine *holding Zhan in his arms*
Jianguo: *can i make this human invisible?*
#4
BJYX at a job interview.
Boss: so you said you wanted to be Xiao Zhan and Wang Yibo's make up artist?
BJYX: Yes.
Boss: are you sure?
BJYX, confused: yes?
Boss: bring them in.
YiZhan enters making out.
Boss and BJYX gets a nosebleed.
Boss: if you can do their makeup, your in.
#5
Cheng: i sleep with a knife under my pillow
HaiKun: weak, i sleep with a mace unde mine.
Zhan: *scoffing* you guys are both lame.
Cheng: oh yeah? What do you sleep with then?
Zhan: *smug* Yibo
Random WangXian ft. Jaing Cheng
Lan Wangji: what is the height of stupidity?
Wei WuXian: I dunno, Hey! Jiang Cheng! What's your height?
Jiang Cheng: same height as you, bitch.
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FanfictionJust as the title says. Any ships which I'm familiar with. The ships about whom I've written about till now: -Yizhan/ZhanYi -WanhXian -RanWan -FeiYunXi -ZeeNuNew -BounPrem -WinTeam -VegasPete -TharnType -BossNoeul -PhayuRain -PrapaiSky -FortPeat I'...
