crackhead adventures- (starring wiliam afton and Henry emily)

homies

(At a random bar)

William- *drunkenly talking to henry*
Henry- dude who tf are you-
William- WiLlIaM aFtOn
Henry- nice to meet you.
William- HoMiEs?
Henry- uhhhh sure I guess?

(Ta-da, this is based on how I met my bestie lmfao)

--after the deaths and Michael on his mission to fix his father's shit and whatever--

(They all currently live in the abandoned afton house, including Sammy, Charlie, Henry's wife, for now, we'll call her Lola, of course, mr. And Mrs. Afton, then the Bible example known as Michael, and the sugar crash of a mistake elizabeth, and last but not least, Evan. He's the quiet kid, don't ask him "wHaT aRe ThOsE, he'll start bawling.)

Evan- dad I'm like thirty it's time you told me how babies are made.
Henry- since william is weird I'll tell you because he'll turn it into a big joke. OK so there's the birds and the bees-
William- your mom was a whore and I was fucking drunk
Henry- HOW AM I FRIENDS WITH THIS DUDE-
Evan- *traumatized*
Michael- *already knew*
Elizabeth- *mad at her dad because he traumatized her favorite brother*
William- *wheezing and can barely breathe*
Henry- *trying desperately not to laugh*
Lola- I live with idiots.
Mrs. Afton- william fuck you I was gonna give you the #1 dad cup you've been wanting, but I guess you're getting nothing for your birthday.
William- *screeches in sad husband*
Charlie and sammy- *CASUALLY DYING INSIDE*

--on Michael's birthday--
William- happy birthday mistake #1.
Mrs afton- william stop it.
Lola- *told him to say that*
Henry- *pissed off at william because Michael is his favorite out of Williams children*
Michael- thanks a lot you rip off Ted bundy.
William- Shut up I'm your dad
Michael- I'm just glad I got most of my genes from mom.
William- I don't regret what I called you anymore
Michael- dude you don't regret anything stfu

--monoply with the aftons and emily's--

Henry- who wants to play monopoly?
Michael- sure I guess.
Elizabeth- yay!
Evan- I guess so, I just finished my book anyway.
William- *snickers*
The wives- our husband's are probably gonna ruin this.
Sammy and charlie- yay! Daddy is probably gonna lose to uncle William and die inside again!
Henry- why are my kids making fun of me for something that happened in 1992?