Recap:
He started to grind against my little ass which jiggled like jelly whenever I would run which my father enjoyed😇.
But when I was starting to enjoy myself a stupid person walked in.
"Y-y-y/n?" I recognized that voice.😨
TW: British man (very triggering)
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I huffed angrily my face going red from anger because I was angry.
I glared my cute little, blue, green, brown, shiny, crystal, ocean, pancake, coloured eyes looking so Kawaii 🥺🥺🤘💕.
"WHAT DO U WANT👹" I screamed at the top of my petite lungs (I'm such a smol bean uwu.)
Once I realized who it was I stopped breathing. I froze. Unable to form words.
"H-h-h-harry??..." I said tears threatening to spill from the corners of my kawaii eyes. 🥺
"l-l-luv?" He said, pain obvious in his voice.
"HARRAY IM SOWRY, IM JUST BEING A LITTLE BAKA RN I DON'T MEAN IT!!!😥😖" I shouted trying to convince him that I wasnt about to shag Jacob.
I glanced over at jacob who seemed to busy doing a fortnite dance. Hes such a silly sugar booger😂😂😋.
"BAE, THATS NOT VERY WATERMELON SUAGR HIGH OF U😭😭" he yelled before running away like the little British man he is.
(man, I wish British ppl were real, there so athestic 😍😍)
I quickly sprinted after harry like I was running from an angry, horny kangaroo.
My little petite self almost be blown away by the wind. (I'm just so tiny and cute XD uwu.)
Finally after 8 hours of running ( british ppl are very fast owo.) He started to slow down, to be honest I was just looking at his ass the whole time. Ever after he stopped running like an child being chased by an insane serial killer monkey it was jiggling so much it made my mouth water, or should I say WALOUH, BOWTLE OF WATAH?!?!? Lol get it because British people have an accent that makes them say things funny? Yh. Haha. Go die u fucked up slag. O_O
UWU WOULD U LIKE A BLOODY COOKIE🍪🍪🍪 HERE FUCKING TAKE IT. TAKE THE FUCKINF COOKIE U FUCKING WANKER. TwT.
"HARRY PLS WAIT" I said skipping over to him like Voldemort trying to hold in a shit very cutley <3.
"ITS TO LATE Y/N, IVE FOUND SOMONE BETTAH!" wait what. Fuck no. Hes my
teddy weddy. 😡
"WHOS THIS BITCH?" I banshee screamed like a pregnant woman giving birth to a grown man out of her asshole.
I hear somthing from behind me but I dared not turn around. I could already tell who it was.
"I'm inlove with the shape of u"....
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A/n
Pls dont cum at me, I'm British 🇬🇧💂♀️
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y/n Is not like other girls!!! UWU🥺👉👈
Humory/n is not like other girls! uwu shes a baddie, her parent's died when she was only 2 second year old!! 🥺👉👈
