A Kiss On The Lips | Darren Espanto Fanfic

#16

Please don't kill me.
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*Heidi's POV*

Here I am, once again
Feeling lost but now and then,
I breath it in to let it go....

My phone's speaker blasting off. I need ice cream. Somebody give me ice cream. This song even fits my life right now.

I think I'm PMSing right now.

I need to see Darren. I opened the door and obviously ran down the stairs and tripped one time. For you Darren, just for you.

Darren was sitting down eating. He just ate! Does he even have an anaconda in his stomach or something?!

Before I even alerted him, I hugged him from behind. Cue the love song.

He faced me with his mouth stuffed. Then he ignored me. Stubborn much?

"Sorry naaaaaaaa" I dragged out the last syllable. But he still ignored me.

"Darren naman eh."

"Darreeennnnn"

"I hate you na"

"JOKE JOKE JOKE" Darren finally spit out his food and talked to me like I was gonna leave or something. "Fine. I'll let this pass." He said then hugged me.

"You know, if you like, my mom just bought brownie mix. Wanna make some?"

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"Darren, I don't think it's supposed to look like this." I said. If you're confused, we were making brownies. Well.... Attempted to make brownies.

"But we followed the instructions," Darren whined while looking at the box. "I don't think so." I said while looking at the brownies.

I'm pretty sure it does not look black and flat with a disgusting smell of crap.

"Let's redo this again-"

"NO!" I yelled. We seriously finished the whole brownie mix powder at attempting to make a simple brownie. Now we're gonna make one with baby powder 'cuz that's what we have left? Nope. I don't think so.

"Aww." Darren said sadly. I'm tired of this anyways. "Let's make something else," I said reassuringly.

I was looking through the cupboards to find something edible to make. Which only ended up with flour and cornstarch.

"You know, we can actually make that thing where you put cornstarch in water and its really cool.." I rambled. I've always wanted to try that.

"Sure," he said.

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"AHHAAHHAHAHA," I laughed. Darren wanted to put red food coloring to it but he accidentally dropped it and it spilled in his pajamas which looks like he's on his period.

"Ew." He said.

"I'm gonna call you clumsy from now on." I said. "I'm not clumsy! This is just once in a lifetime I swear." He stood for himself. "Yeah sure. Whatever you say..... Clumsy." I said.

"I need to change my pants." He said while starting to take it off. "Wait. Here?" I asked. Seriously?

"Yeah. What's wrong?" He asked while smirking. "You." I told him. "Now go change somewhere else." I added.

"I'm kidding!" He said while laughing. Oh that adorable laugh.

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(At night)

Bzzzzzz bzzzzzzz

What the hell? Who would text at the middle of the night? Wait nevermind I asked that. That was a rheotorical question.

I opened my phone and the bright light almost blinded me. That's why I hate using my phone in the dark. But anyways.

1 new message from Darren <3

He changed his contact name in my phone again?! I need to change my password. I swiped to open the message.

Darren <3 :

Are you already sleeping? xx

Oh Darren. With the kiss 'x's? So old style.

Me:

Yeah. Until you woke me up you idiot.

Darren <3 :

Glad my kisses woke you up, sleeping beauty.

Me:

Would my virtual punch make you sleep?

Darren <3 :

Your so violent. But you're pretty.

Me:

No one asked but... K.

Darren <3 :

Do you know kiss starts with the letter 'K' ?

One of his stupid pick up lines again.

Me:

Too bad ugly starts with the letter 'U'.

And I added one more thing.

Me:

And Darren, I saw your pickup line on Internet. BUSTED!

Darren <3 :

At least I tried. Hope you have wonderful dreams of me! Xx

Me:

That would be nightmares.

Darren <3 :

At least you dreamt about me. Haha

With that I decided not to reply. Oh Darren.

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A/N:

I'm sorry I haven't updated cuz I ran out of ideas and you know... It's summer.... So yeahhhh...

SORRY!

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