BURGER

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"Introduce yourself" Sabi nung mga mukang chimimay na judges

"Hi I'm Deannah Alexandra Realisana a.k.a Deyang!24!From Sampaloc city manila!" I introduced myself

"Show your talent" Seryosong sagot nila

"Crispin!Crispin basilyo!" I acted

"Cringe!Next!"

So ayon umuwi nanaman akong luhaan at pupuwet puwet Ano ba yan lagi nalang di tanggap!

"Mano po tay" Malungkot kong Bati "Hi kuya" Kaway ko

"Hi tita Deyang!" Bati ni Axel

"Hello axel" Sagot ko

"May nextime pa naman anako bawi nalang hm?" Pagpapalakas ni papa nang loob ko

"Opo Tay fighting!" Sagot ko

"Fighting daw tapos nakabusangot" Pang aasar ni Kuya

"Wala kasing jowa papa kaya Ganon" Gatong naman ni Axel

"Ah ganon?May uwi pa naman akong donut--"

"Tita Deyang ang ganda mo po" Pambobola nya

"Alam ko matagal na" Siring ko

"Penge" Ngumuso naman sya sa Donunts

"Ayan sayo lahat yan" Masayang Abot ko

"Anak pahinga kana ako na magluluto nang hapunan" Sagot ni tatay kaya umakyat na ako para makatulog

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"Hello?" I answer the call

"Hello Mr.Marcos this is Atty.Gilla I need you to pay me 10million pesos because you lose last night

"10 MILLION?!" I shouted

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"Itaya mo na lahat sands!"

"I'm sure I'm gonna win" I answered

"I'll bet you're 10million pesos"

"Sure!"

"Bro talo ka!"

"What the hell!"

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"Any problem Mr?" She ask

"N-none sure I'll pay you right away bye" I hung it up "Where I can find 10million??!"

I took a bath then fix my self because Jason and Phil will be here

"Ey bro wazzup!" He greeted

"I'm fine" I said with my cool voice

"How can you be fine you have pending 10million to Atty gilla?" Jason ask

"What day is it?" I ask

"Man it's your birthday!" Phil answered

"And it means?"

"You can get your wallet money worth 20m!" They shouted

"So let's go" Aya ko

We go here at the bank to get my money

"WHAT?!" I exclaimed

"Sorry Mr Marcos but nakalagay sa form na you need to be married before you get your 10million" He explains

"Do I really need to have that kind of sht?!" Asik ko

"Yes sir"

I went to all my exes to propose to them but none of them said yes so I had no choice but to hire a fake wife

"Introduce madam" Phil interview the  girls

"Angel Mae Whitman 24" The girl answered

"Do you know how to cook?" I ask

"Hindi po but kaya ko kayong paligayahin" She answered

"Next!"

"Ako si Rogelia kapag umaga,Rondelio naman sa gabi--"

"Next!"

"Hi!My name is Deannah Alexandra Realisana 24 from Sampaloc city!" She introduced herself

"Sanay magluto?"

"Yes and kaya ko din pong maglinis mag laba kahit ano!" She answered really happy

"You're hired" I said

"Talaga po?! Ano pong role ko?!!" Deannah ask

"Asawa ko" I answered

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