K, so ummm
I ALMOST WENT THROUGH IDENTITY THEFT
Your probably like
"Boi i could care less"
Or you could be like
"What zis is cra- zy Identiy theft..."
Ok so ummm I went on the 🔪🔪🔪internet🔪🔪🔪
AND ME BEING THE WEIRD THING I AM I LOOKED UP
joemama.com
WHY DID I DO THAT I DONT KNOW
(also it just happened like 2 mins ago so yall are the only people that know)
And this site has a search bar... so this was my chance to type "Joe's mom"
SO THIS CRAZY THING DID THAT
And I got a result... it said Joe's mom
I CLICKED IT
IT STARTED TAKING ALL MY INFO
MY PICTURES
IT WAS PROBABLY TRYNA FIND MY MOM
To like...
Awkwardly slide into her dms?
MY MOM IS LITERALLY A FACEBOOK MOM
AAA
Anyways so that's how I almost died
I mean
Identity theft
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But
L i k e i t s t r u e t h o
Bye peaches
