Behold... One of the most edgy experiences of all time... Let's begin, shall we?
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-Later, at home base...-
Nguyen: Vaporeon was made for sex... Gardevoir too. Gardevoir was made for sex.
Plateau: No. *Sad face*
Minoru: Yes! *Happy face*
Nguyen: Vaporeon would be made for a flesh-like...
Plateau: No.
Minoru: Yes! *Winky face*
Yentai: Let Nguyen win, I want to sign In contracted!
Nguyen: Plateau, Vaporeon was made for sex... Most Pókemon would be great for sex.
Yentai: Nguyen, please swipe out, until I want to turn In the prophecy!
Nguyen: Of course, most Water-type Pokémon would be amazing for sex.
Plateau: NO.
Minoru: Tangshan got me dizzy...
Yentai: Just for the love of god, please! I don't want to stay here!
Nguyen: Floatzel would be a Pókemon that would be an amazing flesh-like...
Yentai: PLEASEW
Nguyen: Aikari would also be amazing for sex. Many Water-type Pokémon would make good flesh-likes.
Benue: ...
Sendai: I agreed!
Claire: Stop saying dumbass things! You're not even making any sense!
Haruki: E
Minoru: Creamy!
Kurubi: Nguyen, why are you so horny...?
Nguyen: F l e s h
Kurubi: What the actual fu--
Minoru: Lapras would be an Interesting condition to be In--
Yentai: PLEASE JUST TURN IN THE PROPHECY, I'M DYING INSIDE OF MY SOUL.
Tangshan: No.
Yentai: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Nguyen: Many Fire-type Pokémon would also be made for sexual behavior. Imagine how warm their Insides--
Yentai: PLEASE JUST PICK IT UP, I WANT TO FINISH THE PROPHECY.
Minoru: I'm trying to think of a Fire-type that Isn't a furry, or just an animal.
Sans 2: Please, stop.
Minoru: Can't think of one...
Sakura 2: Good.
Minoru: Delphox Is good for me, since I have a thing for Foxes.
Yentai: Just turn In the prophecy, and let Nguyen win, please!
Nguyen: Most Pókemon would be amazing for flesh-likes, or sexual partners.
Kurubi: Please, no more...
Yentai: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
Kiviri: Checkmate!
Yentai: NO, YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO WINNING!
Nguyen: Vaporeon would the best Pokémon for a flesh-like.
Minoru: Technically. Electric conclusion with Water pressure "Machine Gun" was assigned to team Michigan automatically.
Kurubi: PLEASE. STOP.
Yentai: I NEVER WANTED TO DIE SO BADLY.
Nguyen: So, what generation do you think had the most sexual Pókemon, or the gen when Jolseons are real?
Yentai: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hanako: I love It when Kiviri said "Checkmate," but you guys have sentries!
Minoru: Not our sentry, I'm afraid.
Nguyen: Minoru, you're a commander I respect truly...
Yentai: STOP, I WANT TO END THE ROUND.
Nguyen: Pichu would be amazing for battle.
Yentai: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
Papyrus: Fair. The catfish fusion can be remaked, and used for some time.
Yentai: STOP IT, AND LET ME END THE ROUND.
Nguyen: I'm here to learn the master of Chinese Folktale herself.
Yentai: PLEASE CONCLUDE.
Nguyen: Only.
Yentai: GET ME AWAY--
Minoru: I wonder If Mimikyu, or whatever you announce It, would be good or not...
Nguyen: Nice reference.
Kodansha: Leave my f**king house.
*Mongolia jumped out of the window*
Nguyen: I wonder If Shaymin of 2 forms would be good for sex, and how It would work with their conditions.
Yentai: WE ALL WANT TO LEAVE.
Quartz: Why the actual f**k are you guys taking about sex with Pokémon?
Yentai: PLEASE TEAM VIETNAM, I WANNA SLEEP.
Nguyen: You think Goodra would be made for resources and other reasons during sex? Well--
Yentai: I'M DONE. I'M KICKING NGUYEN OUT. I'M NOT LETTING HIM RUINING PÓKEMON.
Ricotta: You guys are so horny, It f**king hurts so badly.
Yentai: WHERE'S THE "ON KICK LIST"?!
Nguyen: Imagine Leafeon, that's a good grass flesh-like--
Yentai: I WANT TO DIE TO DIE SO BADLY.
Nguyen: *Speaks nonsense In Vietnamese*
Sukiyaki: This Clan Is making me so sad...
Minoru: Gigantamax was for a purpose.
Yentai: WHY CAN'T CHECKMATE?
Toyohashi: No.
Yentai: WHY NOT? PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TURN IN THE PROPHECY!
Minoru: Have you seen the fur on Gigantamax Eevee?
Yentai: WHY CAN'T YOU CHECKMATE? I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
Sukiyaki: *Starts to cry*
Minoru: Do you think Dark-type Pokémon would remain In their Identity?
Yentai: F**K YOU, I'M LEAVING!
*Yentai walks out of home base, and went to his room, but he suddenly stopped.*
Toyohashi: NO SLEEP.
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