Altalia:WHATS GUCCI BITCHESS I'M YOUR HOST ALTALIA OR TWEETYBIRD OR WHATEVER THE FUCKS YOU WANNA CALL ME LETS GET THIS STARTED
Crowd:YEAHHHHHHH *claps*
Altalia:Okay when why am I the side chick ended we were left with Valentina and Dominic getting married and we will talk about that cause it was a lot of drama but before we gonna start with the beginning so lets bring out Valentina,Haven and Duhwayne!!!!!
Valentina:Hi everyone Omg Altalia I missed you and you rocking them shoes boo
Altalia:You know how I do but that hair of yours is killing me is that bella dream hair
Valentina:Yes girl I see you rocking it too
Altalia:Nothing but bella dream but sit down and lets bring out that handsome son of yours Haven come out!!!!!!!
Haven:Hey ladiess hey aunt tweety
Altalia:Hey Tiger now sit your little ass down we gonna talk
Haven:Damn I knew I was gonna get in trouble
Altalia:Yeah now park it DUHWAYNE COME OUT!!!!!!
Duhwayne:Do you got to yell
Altalia:DAMN!!! You sexy
Duhwayne:I could say that same thing bout you so whats up
Altalia:Nothing for you too many baby mommas
Duhwayne:Damn its only two
Altalia:Anyways sit your fine self down
Valentina:Gurl you flirt too damn much Kid gonna get your ass
Altalia:Gurl Kid anit gonna do anything anyways this anit bout me its about yall
Haven:How bout we make this bout you and me
Altalia:Boy your momma like a sister to me which means your like a nephew so calm it down anyways when the story began Valentina was getting in Duhwaynes Ass about running to his no longer fiance Ashley but still coming to get it in with her so Duhwayne what made you play both Valentina and Ashely
Duhwayne:Okay I get this questions alot I love both of them I do I wanted to be a family with Haven and Valentina and I wanted to be happy with Ashley so I did both
Valentina:No what you did was when you wanted to fuck or Ashley was getting on your nerves you would come to me and then spend a little time with Haven she would call and you would run there was no family in that
Altalia:Well um you got in his butt anyways next question Valentina if Duhwayne never got Monica pregnant do you think yall would still be together today
Valentina:No because some way I would have ended up with the man I love and Duhwayne cant commit to save his life its all about the hoes with him
Altalia:Speaking of hoes what did you and Monica have boy or girl
Duhwanye:We had a girl name Hayden
Altalia:Who named her
Duhwayne:Monica I missed the birth
Altalia:Where were you
Duhwayne:I was um at the pink kitty
Altalia:Um did you see bubbles there
Duhwayne:I got a lap dance from her why
Altalia:Cause that bitch owe me money and next time you see her tell her I'm gonna fuck her up
Duhwayne:I got you
Altalia:Ard next question for Haven
Haven:Whats up

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Why I'm the side chick
RomanceUNDERGOING EDITING I'm Venus and this is the story of my life as a side chick. You can call me whatever you want but I could careless of what you think. I'm happy well I thought I was happy until things started to go down hill. I'm 21 and the mother...