Why I'm the side chick

Reunion Part 1

Altalia:WHATS GUCCI BITCHESS I'M YOUR HOST ALTALIA OR TWEETYBIRD OR WHATEVER THE FUCKS YOU WANNA CALL ME LETS GET THIS STARTED

Crowd:YEAHHHHHHH *claps*

Altalia:Okay when why am I the side chick ended we were left with Valentina and Dominic getting married and we will talk about that cause it was a lot of drama but before we gonna start with the beginning so lets bring out Valentina,Haven and Duhwayne!!!!!

Valentina:Hi everyone Omg Altalia I missed you and you rocking them shoes boo

Altalia:You know how I do but that hair of yours is killing me is that bella dream hair

Valentina:Yes girl I see you rocking it too

Altalia:Nothing but bella dream but sit down and lets bring out that handsome son of yours Haven come out!!!!!!!

Haven:Hey ladiess hey aunt tweety

Altalia:Hey Tiger now sit your little ass down we gonna talk

Haven:Damn I knew I was gonna get in trouble

Altalia:Yeah now park it DUHWAYNE COME OUT!!!!!!

Duhwayne:Do you got to yell

Altalia:DAMN!!! You sexy

Duhwayne:I could say that same thing bout you so whats up

Altalia:Nothing for you too many baby mommas

Duhwayne:Damn its only two

Altalia:Anyways sit your fine self down

Valentina:Gurl you flirt too damn much Kid gonna get your ass

Altalia:Gurl Kid anit gonna do anything anyways this anit bout me its about yall

Haven:How bout we make this bout you and me

Altalia:Boy your momma like a sister to me which means your like a nephew so calm it down anyways when the story began Valentina was getting in Duhwaynes Ass about running to his no longer fiance Ashley but still coming to get it in with her so Duhwayne what made you play both Valentina and Ashely

Duhwayne:Okay I get this questions alot I love both of them I do I wanted to be a family with Haven and Valentina and I wanted to be happy with Ashley so I did both

Valentina:No what you did was when you wanted to fuck or Ashley was getting on your nerves you would come to me and then spend a little time with Haven she would call and you would run there was no family in that

Altalia:Well um you got in his butt anyways next question Valentina if Duhwayne never got Monica pregnant do you think yall would still be together today

Valentina:No because some way I would have ended up with the man I love and Duhwayne cant commit to save his life its all about the hoes with him

Altalia:Speaking of hoes what did you and Monica have boy or girl

Duhwanye:We had a girl name Hayden

Altalia:Who named her

Duhwayne:Monica I missed the birth

Altalia:Where were you

Duhwayne:I was um at the pink kitty

Altalia:Um did you see bubbles there

Duhwayne:I got a lap dance from her why

Altalia:Cause that bitch owe me money and next time you see her tell her I'm gonna fuck her up

Duhwayne:I got you

Altalia:Ard next question for Haven

Haven:Whats up