It was a dark and starry night as ur mum was walking through the streets of liyue. Behind wangsheng funeral parlour she saw an extremely hawt boi, Zhongli . She had heard that director Hu Tao had hired him recently and she was attracted to him like a magnet. He had amber eyes and hair tips, as well as and huge booty .
When their eyes met she turned away blushing. Ur mum had a shock when Zhongli approached her and said "I AM GAY GO AWAY DUMBFUCK BITCH " Ur mum was heartbroken and walked away in tears.