Sysfunctional

Introductions

Hello, so... I'm meant to be introducing the system. And like, everyone here? Lovely.

I'll start by saying, clearly we're a system. And this is just us talking about random shit. Is it comedy? Maybe. We can be funny sometimes.

Okay, Jace is telling me to get on with it. He's currently sitting criss-cross applesauce on the floor of the fronting room with me, by the way. Somehow he still manages to look like an asshole while doing absolutely nothing.

So, we're the Vellichor System. Collective name Venus and/or Lux. Collective pronouns ve/ver/vis. But, surprise surprise, if you're close to us as a whole, you can ask our pronouns, and it'll usually be the pronouns of whoever's fronting... so ve/ver/vis if you're unsure, but it's always okay to ask.

Okay, now the fun part of introducing everyone. I'm going to divide it up by sub-systems, so it's easier. Beginning with my subsys, since we're best.

Arsonists Sub

- Jace Herondale
- Alexei
- Cato (me)
- Dusk
- Petrichor
- Kaz Brekker

Okay, so. Time for in depth intros.

I listed Jace Herondale first because he's the host of the system. He's a big bad guy, all in charge and shit.

Okay he looks like he wants to kill me.

He's an introject from The Mortal Instruments. He doesn't like to talk about his source, so I won't. He uses he/him pronouns, and his role is protector and brainmate. Identifies as cisgender male and straight. Species: Shadowhunter.

Alexei is co-host (although I'm very close to taking that position.) He uses it/he pronouns. Roles are protector, and that's it. Identifies as cisgender male and straight. Species: Human.

I'm next, yay. I'm Cato, pronounced Kate-oh. I use demon/he pronouns. Strong preference for demon/demons/demonself. Roles protector and brainmate. I identify as a demiboy and bisexual. Species: Half demon, half human.

Next is Dusk, aka the S.A. (a title established by Petri). That stands for Supreme Asshole, of course. He's a real bitch, but it's okay cause he's amazing. He uses he/him pronouns. Roles protector, and historian. Identifies as agender and polysexual. Species: Human.

Last but certainly not least, Petrichor. Everyone loves Petey, for some reason. I think they're just as much of a bitch as Dusk, just more subtly. They use they/them pronouns. Roles protector and historian. Identifies as a cisgender male and pansexual. Species: Human.

So that's the Arsonists subsys. We're all here cause we're all protectors. So... yeah. Next subsys.

R.F. Sub (Rift)

- Astra
- Nylis
- Morgenstern
- Basil
- Miles

Alright, Astra first. It's Alexei's twin sister. It uses it/its pronouns. Role caregiver. Identifies as demigirl and lesbian. Species: Human.

Nylis, also boring. Everyone in the Riff sub is boring to me. He/xe pronouns, role caregiver and archivist, identifies as pangender and pansexual. Species: Human.

Morgenstern, he/they pronouns, role caregiver and protector somehow, identifies as genderfluid and aroace. Species: Human.

Basil, xe/xem pronouns, role caregiver, identifies as nonbinary and gay. Species: Human.

Then Miles, the only Rift member I like. She uses they/she pronouns, and her role is system little. So she's usually the reason we age regress. So like... if our pronouns are ever they/she, we're probably regressed. Her age ranges from 0-1. Identifies as a girl, and is against labels.

The R.F. subsys is named such because it stands for Rare Fronters. Except for Miles, they never usually front. So yeah.

Dreamers Sub

- Ranboo Beloved
- TommyInnit Simons
- Tubbo Beloved / Underscore
- Jace Herondale
- Kaz Brekker

Okay, first up, Ranboo Beloved. He's an introject, half OriginsSMP!Ranboo and half cc!Ranboo. So he's got his silly little enderman powers. Pronouns he/they. Species: Half enderman

Next, TommyInnit Simons. Also an introject, half OriginsSMP!Tommy and half cc!Tommy. So he's got his little avian powers, or whatever. Pronouns he/him. Species: Half avian

Now, Tubbo Beloved (previously Tubbo_ or Tubbo Underscore). Introject again, half OriginsSMP!Tubbo and half cc!Tubbo. He and Ranboo are platonic husbands, so he took Ranboo's last name. But he still refers to himself as Tubbo Underscore a lot. Pronouns he/him. Species: Half bee

As a whole, the OSMP introjects (Ranboo, Tubbo, Tommy) don't really have a role. They're the autopilot, they front the most. They triple front, meaning they front at the same time (just like me and Jace double front). So yeah. They're cool with talking about they're sources.

I've already done Jace's intro.

The Dreamers sub is, obviously, all of the system introjects.

I'm tired of typing, so that's all you get from me. Bye.

- Cato