Worth It or Worthless?

New Arrival

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"The...night...was...cold...and...bitter...as...I... walked...down...the...streets...and...and...and..." The paper was torn out of the type writer and tossed in the garbage. "I don't even know why Lucifer has me use a damn typewriter. I could just do that crap on my D.D.D." Belphegor groaned. "Besides, it's like...uh..." he picked up his D.D.D. and looked at the time. "Six at night. I should be able to sleep now", he mumbled. He picked up the typewriter and walks downstairs. "Lucifer? I'm going to bed. Where do you want me to put this typewriter thingy?" Belphie calls out.

Lucifer walked into the room. "Ah. How did you make out with it?" Lucifer asked Belphie. "Horrible. I got...like...thirteen, fourteen words down. The rest of the time I was asleep", he explained. Lucifer face palmed. "Belphegor..." he groaned. "The whole point of your time with the typewriter was for you to appreciate and acknowledge the ways of old and the use of machinery back then. In this realm and the human realm. A typewriter is one of the few things that our realm and the human realm have in common", Lucifer lectured. Belphegor was falling asleep though and not even listening to Lucifer. "Not to mention the great qualities of the typewriter. For instance, it's feeble keys are firm and comfortable. They're easy for the user to use and...Belphegor? Hey!" Lucifer snapped his fingers in front of Belphie's face to wake him up. Belphegor yelped and woke up. His eyes darted all over at the sudden loud noise. They finally found their way to Lucifer and focused on him. "Okay. I can see very clearly that you need to sleep. Well, actually need is a bit of an overstatement. Considering that you sleep much more than the average demon, angel or human a day, I don't think that you need sleep right now. Although, if you take into account that you're the Avatar of Sloth, then your perspective may be altered and you would...and he's gone." Lucifer deadpanned as he looks at the empty spot that once occupied Belphegor. Lucifer groaned and took the typewriter and stored it away. "I might as well get ready for the day to come. It never hurts to get a head start", Lucifer says to himself as he walks to his room to get ready for the next day.

-The Next Day-

Satan and Mammon raced downstairs for breakfast as Leviathan played watched something in his phone. Satan and Mammon took their seats next to each other and Beelzebub already started sneaking some food into his plate. Lucifer came in from the living room and looked around. "Where is Asmodeus and Belphegor?" He asks. He looks around the room for an answer, but Levi is busy with his video, Beel is trying to be sneaky by eating a bit of food before everyone gets there and Satan and Mammon are fooling around. "Beelzebub, no sneaking food. It's a sign of immaturity and shows that you have no self respect or self restraint", Lucifer scolded. "Didn't know it was immature to satisfy your hunger", Beel mumbled. Suddenly, as if an answer to Lucifer's question, Asmodeus comes walking down the steps and into the dining room.

"Sorry I'm late everyone. I was simply doing my hair and attending to my face, per usual. It takes a lot to look this flawless", Asmodeus boasted. Lucifer rolled his eyes. "Well compared to your other brother, you're fine. Speaking of the Avatar of Sloth, would one of you go get him?" Lucifer requested. "Sorry. I'm busy", Levi said. "Doing what?" Mammon mumbled sarcastically. "I heard that! And for your information, I am busy! I need to catch up on The Seven Lords. As a true Otaku, it's my responsibility to stay up to date", Levi explained defensively. "If you're such a true Octopus or whatever, shouldn't you have done that already?!" Mammon retorted. "Shut up! At least I know my stuff. You couldn't even list a single character if your life depended on it, because you're a normie." Levi responded. "I wouldn't be able to list them off because I'm not a total nerd for 'The Seven Ladies'!" Levi gasped. "It's The Seven Lords, you normie. Disrespectful. I oughta come jump over this table and strangle you!" Levi raged. "Me?! That's a bit overkill, don't ya think?!" Mammon said.

"Nobody is strangling anybody! Now can someone just oblige to my damn request already before I lose my shit, please?!" Lucifer snapped. "Not it", Levi said, quickly. Satan and Mammon repeated Levi which left Beel. "No fair! There was food in my mouth!" Beel said. "That's karma for not listening when I said to stop eating." Lucifer shook his head with his arms crossed. Beelzebub groaned and got up. "Well I'm sorry that I'm the avatar of gluttony and that I have larger food cravings than others!" Beel said defensively and sarcastically as he walked up stairs.

"Belphegor! Breakfast!" Beelzebub called out in an annoyed tone. Beel opened Belphie's door and saw Belphie fast asleep. "Ugh! Hey. Belph, wake up. Breakfast", Beel tried. "Belph", he said as he shook Belphegor lightly. Nothing. "Okay. I'm hungry. Sorry little bro", Beel mumbled as he cracked his knuckles. "BELPHEGOR!!! WAKE UUUUPPPP!!!!" Beelzebub yelled as he shook Belphegor violently. "Ah!" Belphie yelped as he shot up in bed. Beel moved back and went back into a more refined position. Satisfied, Beelzebub began to speak. "There we go. Come in! It's breakfast time and I wasted too much time here instead of eating!" Belph groaned as he rolled over in his bed. What Belphegor did not realize was that he was in the edge of the bed, so when he rolled over he fell off of the bed entirely. He yelped and a thud could be heard through the whole house. Beelzebub face palmed and helped Belphegor up. "Now c'mon!" Beel said, excitedly. Belphie groaned and followed Beelzebub downstairs.

The two brothers took their place at the table as Lucifer gave everyone the "ok" to start eating. Breakfast passed smoothly and everyone went their separate ways for their day. "Where're you off to, Belphie?" Asmodeus asked Belphegor. "Usually I would sleep, but I might go on a walk. I feel productive today. So I'm gonna go on a walk, come home, and sleep", Belphegor said happily. "I...okay..." Asmo said in a confused tone. Belphegor finished getting his shoes and left. "Bye, Asmo", he said. "Bye, Belphie!" Asmo said as he waved to his brother.

Belphie walked through the neighborhood happily. "It's the feeling of freedom of seeing the light. It's Ben Franklin with a key and a kite. You see it right?" Belph mumbled the lyrics to a Hamilton song. "Damn. These human songs aren't all that bad", he said. Belphegor passed Hell's Kitchen and looked up to see Beelzebub walking out with two huge bags of food. Beel turned as he noticed Belphie and waved. "Hey, Belph!" Belphegor waved, though not much effort was put into it, since he was more focused on the absurd amount of food that Beel bought. "Didn't we just have breakfast?!" Belphegor called to him from across the street. "Yeah! So?!" Beel asked, cluelessly. "I...nevermind! See ya?!" Belphie yelled out. Beel waved and ran off happily with his abundance of food. Belphie crossed the road and walked passed an ally. He heard rocks smashing though and got curious. He debated on whether investigating. "Hm...should I? Probably not. Then again..." he debated out loud. "Ah, why not?" He finally concluded his debate and walked down to investigate. It sounded like rocks smashing or something. He walked down the alley and turned the corner to see a boy that looked to be his age smashing rocks in a fit of rage. "What the...?" Belphegor mumbled. The person must've heard Belphie, because he turned to him and held up a rock defensively as if to throw it at Belph. Belphie yelped in fear.

"Ah!"