The wild card

Chapter 12(not canon)

Crack shots ima do this while waiting for votes so yeah enjoy

Theresa pov

Himeko:hey T where's y/n

Theresa:oh he's in town getting himself new clothes

Himeko:you sure it was a good idea to send him to town alone

Theresa: he's a big boy he can take care of himself

*ring*ring*

Theresa:oh that's him *picks up* hello y/n

Y/n:there's only soup

Theresa:I'm sorry

Y/n:I'm at the store but there's only soup

Theresa:ok than get out the soup isle

Y/n:ok *changes isles

Y/n:there's still soup

Theresa:what do you mean there's still soup

Y/n: I DONT KNOW I CHANGED ISLES AND THERES STILL SOUP!!!

Theresa:what are you looking for

Y/n:clothes

Theresa:where are you

Y/n:what do you mean

Theresa:WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN

Y/n:oh *goes outside to check* I'm at soup

Theresa:what

Y/n:I'm at soup

Theresa:*deep inhale*THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOUR AT SOUP

Y/N:I MEAN IM AT SOUP

THERESA:WHY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE

Y/N:I DONT KNOW

THERESA:YOU DAMBASS

Y/N:FUCK YOU *drops call*

Himeko:yeah that wasn't a good idea yeah

Third pov

Tesla can be seen walking through the repairing Hyperion. Walking just past a specific door she can hear music and y/n singing?

Y/n:SOMEBODY

y/n kicks the door off its hinges sending it and Tesla flying while he just keeps singing

Y/n:ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA

Einstein pov

I'm going to me and y/n's test rooms to see what his other abilities hold but geuus how suprised I was when I walk in and see him talking to a knight class honkai beast not just saying random stuff he is having a full blown conversation with it.

Y/n:and then he turned himself into pickle funniest shit I've ever seen I tell yah

The honkai beast seemed to be shaking ......in laughter seariously the fuck is going on here. I decide to make my presence known.

Einstein:ahm

Y/n:oh hey Einstein didn't see you there

Einstein:yes uhm what you got there

Y/n:uuuuuhhhhhhhhh a smooothie

Einstein: -_-

Y/n:ehe

Y/n pov

Bronya:hey y/n come play this game real quick

Y/n: sure I don't have anything to do

Walking from the table to the couch I swear I saw a look of pure delight on Bronya's face

Bronya :come sit down take the controller

Sitting down Bronya seems to grow a smirk and I feel impending doom. I look at the game it seems pretty interesting.

Y/n:Homu souls huh

Bronyas smirk grows even wider

Bronya: come on play it

Y/n: sure

One eternity later

Y/n:GOD FUCKING DAM IT ALL THAT COCK SUCKING CUNT OF BICH LOVING FUCKING DICKHEAD

Bronya was right know laughing her fucking ass of on the floor while I swear like a sailor after dying for the eight fucking time fighting Namus.

Bronya: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CANT I FUCKING CANT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Y/N pov

So I'm chilling in the dorm yeah Bronya playing games Mei making dinner you know the usual. A few minutes later the door opens and Einstein walks in.

Einstein: y/n let's fuck

Y/n: I'm sorry what

Einstein: let's fuck

Y/n: you ask that infront of everyone like it's nothing

Einstein: they can join if they wish

Y/n: ..............

Einstein: y/n

Y/n.exe.has stopped working

Einstein: not the outcome I expected but an outcome non the less

Theresa:wait Einstein don't

Einstein: I already did

Theresa:you don't just say that to people even if it's an experiment

Einstein: what's wrong with wishing to see how confident he is

Theresa:what would you have done had he said yes

Einstein: I did not think about that

Theresa: your the dumbest genius I know

Third pov

Everyone is in relaxing in the living room by everyone I mean everyone Tesla, Einstein,Theresa,Himeko,Bronya,Mei and you all over the living room of the dorm when you suddenly think of something.

Y/n:how do they get the air inside the bubble rap

Himeko:well ......actually I don't know

Einstein:neither do I it's never been something I've thought

Bronya:oh no

Y/n: the first eighteen years of your life is a free trial after that it's pay to play

Bronya: oh no oh no

Theresa: that's actually right

Tesla:this guy is making some sense

Einstein:uh

Y/n:if your waiting for the waiter aren't you the waiter

Einstein.exe.has stopped working

Tesla:mop head yoh mop head you good

Bronya:no no somebody stop him

Y/n:if you get a bigger bed your left with more bedroom but less bedroom

Einstein:there is so much that I still don't know

Himeko:what is life

Mei:this is fine, this is fine.....this is definitely not fine

Bronya:somebody please stop him

Y/n:you can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed but never just whelemed

Tesla:I think he broke mop head

Einstein:what is life

Y/n:if I get scared half to death twice what then

Everyone:what is life

Y/n:guys you ok

Everyone:what is life

Y/n:I'll take that as a no

(Right that's it for this chapter hope your all questioning everything you've ever known goodby and have a great holiday)