I know that anna from shimoneta(the girl in the picture-) probably isn't a yandere but pictures aren't important so shut up, respectfully.
So yanderes, the most well-known and popular among all the deres cause...you know, they're popular.
Love 'em or hate ''em...Yandere's are cool, to me at least. And me being the mentally deranged person that I am, I love yandere's to be honest because I like crazy ass person, cry about it if you hate me for it. Now a yandere in real life, that's a different story. I'm pretty sure a yandere irl would be terrible for society but that probably has happened multiple times before.
What's a yandere you may ask? Well, you uncultured swine, a yandere a person: girl, boy, a non-gender person that starts off like a low-life nobody that is emo and doesn't know the meaning of life until they meet that special someone in their life😍(ain't that much love in the world but get it I guess-) Once they meet that special person, the person that gives them the feeling of joy, happiness, pleasure😏 they would do anything and I mean ANYTHING for that person. They would kill innocent little rats for that person so they should be happy and grateful that someone wants their ugly ass😍/hj
Lemme tell you the goods of having a yandere though: (hear me out for like a few seconds rat-)
۞They love you unconditionally and probably give you more attention than your parents could've done.
۞They are probably good in the sheets, who knows...-
۞They are literally there for you 24/7, be grateful that someone actually wants to be around your annoying ass that long.
۞They will literally do every single thing for you just to keep you happy or whatever.
Now for the bad of having a yandere around:
۞They're very controlling and possessive when it comes to you
۞They won't leave you alone, they probably
۞They're murderers but who really cares we all die at some point in our life-
۞I'm pretty sure they don't know what boundaries are but yeah...
There's probably some other shit but at the time that I wrote this my brain couldn't think of any good shit so...yeah.
Anyways, now that you know what a yandere is do you feel any smarter yet? Too bad there's more.
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Explaining different types of deres like the idiot I am.
HumorThis is meant to be funny and satire so if I'm explaining it in a weird way it's meant to be that way cause...yea... If you take offense to this then that's on you but trigger warnings for the.....sensitive: Cursing weird jokes cringe jokes my humor...