You waz washin dishes with harreh's momma, waitin fer him to getz home.
"Waz we havin fer dinur?" you asked momma stylez.
"BURITOZ!" she yellz. Jeez, caum down sista. Harreh burstz trou da door, and into your armz.
"I luv you 5eva!" he shoutz.
"I luv you 5eva 2!" you shoutz back.
"mum will youz leaf? I wantz a moment wif ma gurl." harreh asks. Momma leevs and it's just youz and himz. Harreh takes a knife frum da holdur and stabs you in da stomak.
"ahhhhhhh!" you screamz. Harreh laffs manicly and youz diez.
DA END
