warning there's a lot more NSFW than SFW😭
SFW
HE'S 85% LEANNNNN
He hates watermelon. He just fucking despises it.
He loves long car rides with you, no music, just being with you.
Relating to the last one, he fucking hates music. He says it's "distracting" and "dumb"
He likes letting you sit on his lap while he's working.
You being there helps him focus.
He loves playing with your hair
He has ADHD, undiagnosed. cause I said so.
He Would teach you how to slow dance
Definitely smokes
probably snores, not like cute ones, like loud annoying ones. ya know that one tiktok audio? yeah you do. that one.
NSFW
Office sex. just gonna say that.
Definitely a rigger. Absolutely loves seeing you all tied up and scared.
He's a sadist. This is cannon. You can't tell me its not.
If he were to bottom (which would be VERY rare) he would totally whimper and beg
He loves degrading you
OMG THIGH RIDINGGGG he LOVES making you ride his thigh while hes doing work n stuff
He would carve his name into your stomach or thigh ya know just cute couple stuff
loves choking and gagging you.
BODY. PRAISING. if you have chub he'll admire it and praise you like a fucking god.
He would fuck you silly. Like babbling nonsense, seeing stars, just fucking in heaven.
Likes teasing you and orgasm control.
Corruption kink?!!?!??
Definitely has a breeding kink
Loves it when you call him sir, like that bitch is bricked up.
Bros got hella stamina.
under the desk bjs are his favorite.
babbles when he's close
"I'm gonna breed you like the good fucking whore you are"
"Quiet down love you wouldn't want henry or anyone else hearing us would you? Or am i going to have to shut you up myself?"
"Id love to tie you up and fuck your pretty little brains out till you can't even think, but I don't wanna scare you off love"
"Youre doing so good darling, so so good.
might add more later but for now I'm gonna publish this😫
