Sodium and Chloride

Act I: The joker is fucking your mom in a society

ACT I - PROLOGUE

Two households, both alike in dignity,In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,

From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,

Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.

From forth the fatal loins of these two foes

A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;

Whose misadventured piteous overthrows

Do with their death bury their parents' strife.

The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,

And the continuance of their parents' rage,

Which, but their children's end, nought could remove,

Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;

The which if you with patient ears attend,

What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

SCENE I. Verona. A public place.

Enter Kryptonite and Magnesium, of the house of Oxygen, armed with swords and bucklers

Kryptonite

Magnesium, o' my word, we'll not carry coals.

Magnesium

No, for then we should be colliers.

Kryptonite

I mean, if we be in choler, we'll draw.

Magnesium

Ay, while you live, draw your neck out o' the collar.

Kryptonite

I strike quickly, being moved.

Magnesium

But thou art not quickly moved to strike.

Kryptonite

A dog of the house of Helium moves me.

Magnesium

To move is to stir; and to be valiant is to stand: therefore, if thou art moved thou runn'st away.

Kryptonite

A dog of that house shall move me to stand: I will take the wall of any man or maid of Helium's.

Magnesium

That shows thee a weak slave; for the weakest goes to the wall.

Kryptonite

true; and therefore women, being the weaker vessels,are ever thrust to the wall: therefore I will push Helium's men from the wall, and thrust his maids to the wall.

Magnesium

The quarrel is between our masters and us their mothers.

Kryptonite

'Tis all one, I will show myself a tyrant: when I have fought with the men, I will be cruel with the maids, and cut off their heads.

Magnesium

The heads of the maids?

Kryptonite

Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads; take it in what sense thou wilt.

Magnesium

They must take it in sense that feel it.

Kryptonite