NARUTO LEMONS/ONE-SHOTS

SHIKAMARU (Modern AU) Lemon/One-shot

A/N: so i was re-watching some of my favorite episodes of Naruto and saw Shikamaru in action and thought "Know what? imma write a lemon for him cuz im bored." and so yes. This happened. enjoy~

MY POV:

You and Shikamaru had been friends for as long as you could remember. You were the younger sister of Choji, so I mean, it was normal for you to know your brother's friends. But you and Shikamaru...you two are like, Besties. Along with Choji ofcourse...But right now, was your first time drinking. Let's start there.

"C'mon, Y/n! It's just a drink!" Ino said, trying to get you to take a sip of the beer she had. You sighed and nodded. "Fine, Give me the shit." you grumbled towards the blonde. She handed you the drink, and you took a sip. "Ugh, that's disgusting....how do you and all the others drink that?" you asked. She giggled. "That's the first sip, after the next two, it's fine." she said waving her hand in a dismissive manner. You rolled your eyes. "Mind you, I was a clean child. Ino." you said informing the girl in front of you. She rolled her one visible eye. "Oh, whatever." You then went to go and find some water or SOMETHING that's not alcohol. You found a vending machine, so you bought a bottled water. You sighed. 'Why did i even let Choji talk me into this?' you thought as you looked around the club.

You saw Some dancers, among the crowd of people. "Hey, Cutie" someone said to you so you turned around and saw a VERY drunk Choji. "Oh great Kamisama..." you muttered. "Hello, Big brother." you said. He looked around and then said "Oh, I thought you were over by Shikamaru." Choji spoke to you. You sighed and said "No, Nii-san, Shikamaru is hanging out with the boys in the V.I.P. area." you said sighing. He smiled and then plopped down next to you on the couch you were chillin on. "Well, I think I should go get him...I'm going to need help carrying you home..." you muttered to your self. You got up and walked over to the VIP area. "May I help you?" the guard asked you. You smiled and said "Um, yeah, I came with a Uzumaki, Naruto." he smiled and said "Show me your ID." you sighed, but showed him your ID. He nodded and said "Alrighty then, you may pass, miss!" he let you through and you walked into the room they were in.

"Hey, Y/n!" Naruto said. You smiled and said "Hello, Naruto!" he smiled and then (Like the knucklehead he is) announced that you were there. You sighed. "You didn't have to announce that I was here." he chuckled and said "Yeah, but I wanted to!" you giggled and said "Well, okay then, I came here to ask Shikamaru something anyways." and just like that, Shikamaru was behind you. You jumped when he said "Hey, Y/n." you sighed (For like the 100th time that night) And said "Hey! Um, Choji's really drunk, and I can't carry him be myself. So I need your help." "You came here, just to ask me personally? Whatever happened to Ino?" He aske you with a quirked eyebrow and smirk. You smiled and said "Looks like her and Sai are going to get pretty busy tonight." his smirked turned into a smile. "Really!?" "yep! Our ship has sailed!" you said happily. "Well, anyways, let's get Choji home." He said going back to the task on hand.

You nodded your head and said "Yeah, let's get him home." And with that you two walked out of there and went to go get Choji, but saw him flirting with Kurai. You gave another small sigh. 'Jeez, niisan....' you thought as you tapped his shoulder. "Niisan, you are drunk. And you need to get home." You said to him. He looked as if he could fall over anytime soon. Kurai was blushing from how close A VERY drunk Choji was to her. "Choji. Lets go." Shikamaru said, grabbing his shoulder. Choji errited a small groan. "Fiinnnne..." he slurred. You groaned yourself. "My kami..." you muttered. Shikamaru threw one of Choji's arms around his shoulders, you threw his other arm around your shoulders, and you two said bye to Kurai.

[TIMESKIP]

Yiu had gotten Choji home, You and Shikamaru were walking back to your place. "Hey...Y/N?" He questioned you. You quirked up a brow. "Yeah, Shika?" You asked. He gave a sigh. "So...you know how me and Temari broke up...right?" You were shocked. "Wait, what?!" You asked, very surprised. "You didnt know?" He asked you. 'Well...ofcourse i didnt know!" He made a noise. "Hufmp." He murmured, pushing his cheek out with his tongue. "Why did you two cut things off?" Shikamaru sighed, shrugged, and the, gave another sigh. "She was the one who broke things off. I have no idea why though, she didnt say." You nodded. 

"...How much you wanna bet she was only with you for the sex?" You asked him, he chuckled. "Ahh, im willin to bet all the yen in the world." He said, jokingly. You gave a slight smile. "How drunk are you? Your never this active." You asked him. He laughed.

SHIKAMARU'S POV:

I laughed. "C'mon Y/n...You know that I-" "Can't handle your alcohol very well? I've knon that since day one, dummy." She said, playfully. I rolled my eyes. "Shut up Short stack." She gave a slight gasp in offense. "...Did you call me Short, Nara Shikamaru!?" She asked, dead serious.

I smirked, "And if I did Shortie? Your like...5'1. Im 5'6." I said, teasing her. She huffed. "Shuddup, Dumbass pineapple."

PT.2 SOON LOVES!!