Romanus heros

side tale "marius is sick"

You think of a hero being brought down you'd normally think some ultra super villain. Marius delt with a literate barbarian, grape perv, and a man who probably sleeps with half a blanket and the thing that brings him down is a fucking cold

Marius:-Sneezing.mp3- ughhhhh

Izuku:how you feeling buddy

Marius:if this fever gets any worse you could cook an egg on me

Izuku:really wow didn't know it was that hot

Marius:if I wasn't to sick to move I'd slap you -sneeze-

Izuku:well I'm going out with some of our classmates do you need me to get you anything

Marius:ice packs

After izuku left Marius did what around 90% of being sick is, lay on the couch with the TV on refecting on how he took breathing clearly out of his skull for granted this more or less went on for a hour or so untill he got a phone call

Marius:hello?

Kiri:hey,can you hear me?

Marius:Loud and clear shark face -sneeze-

Kiri:Great,I had some troubles with my phones Microphone earlier, but now it is working i guess

Marius:-sneeze-

Kiri:but hey how are you doing

Marius:all I can say is I hope you learn some Latin prayers

Kiri:heh yeah,well I'm doing good, just finished training for the day

Marius:training without me sharkface I feel so hurt

Kiri:just because your sick that doesn't mean I don't know when your being sarcastic

Marius:you know me pretty well miss Kirishima

Kiri:well uh listen, uh before I continue chatting uh I was wondering if you uh wanted your hoodie back.

Kiri:I've been having it for and i was wondering do you want me to give it to you like next week or something

Marius:the dark Crimson one? Nah you can keep it you practically own it seeing how often you take it out of my closet and wear it

Kiri:Really i can keep it? Great i really like your Crimson hoodie so I'll definitely keep it

Marius(thoughts):Jesus this girl will drown me with her charm

Kiri:so tell me about your day

Marius:well besides being a sick potato nothing has really happened

Kiri:sounds horrible

Marius:yeah,besides that deku been trying to get me to watch something called RWBY so what bout you

Kiri:huh thats kind of cool,me uh hmm not much, training i called katsuki for a while because we needed to work on a project for class.

Kiri:uh what else, I ate food just ate a lot of food

Marius:you always eat alot of food

Kiri:well I was very hungry

Marius:well of course you are, your a growing shark girl

Kiri:how have you been doing you know resting and everything after you know all might had you be the class test dumby for the day and then getting sick definitely messed you up

Marius:yeah when I popped my spine i have expected to turn into a living glowstick

Kiri:hehe yeah,well uh I uh didn't just want to barge in your and deku's house and you know.

Kiri:you been feeling any better, have you gotten any of the packages i sent you?

marius:Yeah i have been,thank you kiri

Kiri:Perfect,i was scared you weren't leaving your house at all and all the food and all the cute stuff i left outside your door was going to waste.

Marius:heh no not at all plus the stuff crimson shark pushing was a nice thing -le coughing fit-

Minia[off screen]:who you talking to girl

Kiri[off screen]:our friendly neighborhood glowstick

Froppy:minia your on my tounge >m<

-add some general offscreen choas with Marius laughing his sick ass off and minia having a horrible terrible ideal on how to tease our crimson shark girl-

Kiri:I'm sorry about that,I rang the doorbell when I sat them out I'm glad you liked them

Marius:yeah,guess what bakugo sent me a get well card it smelled like ash and read "get healthy faster so I can beat your ass glowshit" anyways I miss ya kid

Kiri:wow so he has a heart, huh you miss me? Well I miss you too

Kiri:well I can't wait for you to get back to normal so we can walk to school again

Marius:yeah me too. Hey you remebrred to take notes?

Kiri:oh yeah I uh I remebered to take notes ill send them to you later. Everyone misses you

Marius:Well i miss most of them heh alright fine i miss them all even if one pretty much made all my organs vibrate with her quirk

Marius:Well i got to go my phone is almost dead

Kiri:Awww really alright stay safe and get better also drink lots and lots of water

marius:anything for you kiri

kiri:well bye love you wait I uh IGNORE THAT LAST PART BYE

Marius:Bye?

and like that kiri hung up and marius just kind of layed there being sick. after plugging his phone in and turning on the tv for that background noise (you do that to don't lie) he looked at the small red and white shark plushie grabed it and closed his eyes and took a nap