The Smartazz Stick

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Tinky8888 Sup Cp's, I dare Jeff star to get hit on the head by something and become the smartest person alive and Sally to make Benjamin wear a green dress

BEN: Aww, I wanted it to be purple.

Jane: he already wears a green dress xD

BEN: Its a tunic!

Jeff: Go ahead Benjaboob. Go play dress up with little Sallykins.

St. Matthew: Oohhhhh!! I wanna hit Jeff in le head!

Jeff: wait what- *le gets womped*

2 Hours Later

Jeff: I feel like crap

Illane: Jeff. Solve this problem:

(4i-7)+(1-i) = 3i-6

-(5-i) = -5+i

i.(i-1) = -1-i

1
--- = -i
i

|-1| = 1

|-i| = 1

|-4| = 4

Jeff: I aint no Einstein

Maggot: You were supposed to make him smart! What did you do??

St. Matthew: Oops. I accidentally hit him with the smart 'ass' stick.

Jane: *le facepalm*

BEN: Im done!! And im feelin pretty sexy if you ask me

Jeff: Boy please. You look like Zalgo in a thong

Sally: I WORKED SO HARD!!!! *le runs away crying*

Slenderman: there will be a short intermission

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