Aries: Belarus, blins and pelmenis
Taurus: Malaysia, you didn't cook, you just enjoyed some fruit instead
Gemini: Japanese Empire, she gave you the blood of her enemies
Cancer: Reichtangle, you cook Poland. Yes, Poland.
Leo: Australia, steak on the barbie
Virgo: Norway, some fish he caught
Libra: Russia, some borsche with a side of vodka
Scorpio: Romania, blood cause he's a vampire
Sagittarius: UK, biscuits and baked beans with a side of tea
Capricorn: France, a baguette
Aquarius: North Korea, he starved you.
Pisces: Indonesia, some fruit and meat
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Countryhumans Zodiac
HumorI know there's like a million of these but I wanted to make my own. These are completely random, I am going to be taking a selection of 50 popular countryhumans and do that random word generator thing. So yee have fun.
