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five

seokjin sits outside, waiting to see jimin and his brother pull up. he eventually gets there. seokjin flashes a smile and gets into the backseat.

"hey jimin" jimin smiles and hugs seokjin. "hey, seokjin this is yoongi, my twin bro. yoongi, that's seokjin, my new friend. he's hoseok best friend."

"ah, hoseok." yoongi huffs, he pulls off. they drive around "where exactly are we going?" seokjin asks. "we're just driving around. where do you think we should go, chims?"

"uhhhhh we could go pick up hoseok! you know where to go" yoongi nods and they make a sharp turn. "so, yoongi. you and jimin are fraternal twins, right?" yoongi hums. "which one of you is your mom's favorite?"

"me, obviously" jimin laughs at yoongi's sudden declaration. "oh you were serious?" yoongi nods "it's me, i'm the favorite. she literally bought me this car."

"she bought me the house." the two playfully argue, until they park at hoseok's house. "jin let's go in."

jimin and seokjin both get out the car, and hike up hoseok's stairs. they knock, but no answer. so seokjin uses his key, and they see something that they can't help but awe at.

taehyung's leaning into hoseok's body, hoseok has a arm around taehyung's frame, as they both lay and watch a movie. "oh shit-" hoseok freezes.

"AWWWWWWW!!!" taehyung quickly gets up, slipping on a shirt and his boxers, and shorts. "wait why are y'all naked." seokjin freezes. "don't tell me you two.." taehyung and hoseok look at each other.

"oh. my. god. YOU TWO HAD SEX?!" jimin screamed and hoseok shushed him. "my father lives with me! shut up!!"

"who had sex?!" hoseok's father stomps up the stairs. he pauses upon seeing taehyung and hoseok in bed together.

"oh my fucking-" hoseok quickly dresses himself, and leaves the house, pulling seokjin, jimin, and taehyung out.

"oh my god you fucking siren!" hoseok shakes jimin. "sorry!"

"hey!" yoongi gets out the car. he grips hoseok up. "don't you fucking dare put your hands on jimin."

"yoongi he was playing!" jimin pulls hoseok away. "oh." yoongi glares, getting into his car.

silence fills the car as everyone gets in. a car honks loudly "honk bonk!" seokjin punches taehyung and hoseok. "you can't punch two people!" taehyung huffs, rubbing his arm. "oh but i can and did." yoongi chuckles and his chuckle makes seokjin blush.