California..

P9; Jailhoused!

I posted to my facebook fanpage telling the world i was married..

Comments:

 Carl ######: Fuck you whore!

Jeanieaah fuckherfacelol: Boo! Go to hell.

Mcpizzabagelqueen (me): Hey! Stop it! All you are is jealous that I'm married to cameron dallas!!

Cameron Dallas: Yeah! Believe it!

Lovingup Allaround: Stop hating on him & her!

Lizzy The Lezzy: Stop people!

A bunch of lovely people started debating whether or not it was real..

Suddenly cam made a video..

"Meet my wife!" Let me play it for you...

Cam: Whats up, Cam here and I'd like to introduce someone to yall.. Mel! Come here;

Me: Haiii bbishhhessssss! Im cam's wife. Mel.

Cam: Guys we swear on this *grabs bible* we are married. So sorry girls,  im officially and permanently off the market.

We kissed on camera .

All the comments said

"Happy for you"

"love you two!!"

"stay happy loves"

"Congrats bbys"

And of course one comment. From my ex, steve..

"Wow mel when you said u had some1 i thought u were jokin lol call me"

So i did. He invited me to lunch and i went and..

Me: So your life now is?

Steve: Engaged... To a man.

Me: I knew it.

Steve: I knew you'd find someone horrible.

Me: Excuse me?

Steve: No no no, i mean horribly great!

I punched steve and walked out. Nash was there and said:

Nash: So um, did you meet connor's boyfriend / stb husband"

Me: WHAT? CONNOR IS MARRYING MY EX PIECE OF SHIT?

Connor: What? He's your ex?

Me: Yeah, and i knocked him out too.

I walked away with pride and saw my ex-friend Ella. I punched her too

As i walked home Tyler was with Marcus Butler, asked if i needed a ride...

Marcus: Hi mel, need a ride to your house?

Me: Hell yes.

I went to jail that night for Assault..

Cam bailed me out and applauded me for my bravery, in return.. Uhm. Not saying 😂

To be continued!