VGEU: GOD'S FOUR MISTAKES

The Dark

??? POV

Darkness...

That is all I can sense, all that I am, I smile as the memories flood though me and the sense of HIS awakening.

???: "Finally, he is back."

His presence sends a chill up my metaphorical spine. After all, I'm just a face and hands.

7H3 V1RU5: "How long?"

???: "I have no idea what you are talking about."

7H3 V1RU5: "Don't fuck with me 6L17CH, you know how much I HATE that!"

How could he be so cross about everything, doesn't he realize that not everything needs to be taken so seriously. Actually that was a really stupid thing for me to think.

7H3 6L17CH: "Ugh, fine. You were out cold for some twenty trillion eons."

V1RU5 could be in a hibernating state for times that could not even be comprehended by even my other half. That meant I had to wreak most of the havoc on the countless planes and dimensions.

7H3 V1RU5: "How many?"

7H3 6L17CH: "Straight to the point like always hmm? I disrupted eighteen different existences and erased none."

I could sense his annoyance at my obscenely low disruption count and even more so of my erasure count, but that is his expertise not mine. I attack gods not worlds.

7H3 6L17CH: "What are you going to do first on this lovely day in the Void? Maybe break free and enter the world of Firewall and her friends? Or maybe terrorize our original world?"

7H3 V1RU5: "I'm gonna shove my ballistic knife up your ass and press the trigger, sending the blade even further up your anty if you don't shut the fuck up."

Wow!!! Why is he so pissy today? I think his "Imagination" is giving him a bad case of the morning mayhem. Or to put it bluntly, he has morning wood.

7H3 V1RU5: "Did you seriously forget that I can read thoughts? Jeez your stupid."

7H3 6L17CH: "Says the one that blew his ass to the moon because he forgot the codes for turning the nuclear missiles off."

7H3 V1RU5 POV

Fuck this, I am going to go to the Second World...

[TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY 7H3 V1RU5 SHOVING HIS BALLISTIC KNIFE UP 7H3 6L17CH'S BEHIND AND DOING THE AFOREMENTIONED ACT]

I am currently watching over a highschool from the woods right across from it's track field. Memories of my fight with Firewall and the others humor me during my morning routine of just surveying the different existences.

7H3 V1RU5: "Man, I would kill for my old life back but beggars can't be choosers now can they."

My stomach starts to grumble from eons of nothingness. Luckily for me though there was a Burger King right across from the student's parking lot.

I start morphing into my seventeen year old form, my body from before I was killed. Walking into the King's domain I order a large Root beer and a Whopper with medium fries.

B. KING Employee: "That will be seventeen eighty nine please."

Holy fucking shit!!! This stuff is so much more expensive than I remember!

7H3 V1RU5: "Here's a twenty and keep the change, okay. I know how hard it is to work in the fast food industry."

B. KING Employee: "We will call your name when your order is ready."

7H3 V1RU5: *whispering* "Now we just play the waiting game."