sans x wiki wiki

Me and my friend fucking around

(THIS IS SATIRE.)

Wiki Wiki had always been a normal girl. She worked at a maid cafe and made minimum wage and had never been in a relationship before. She was the perfect girl. A perfectly white smile, wavy blonde hair, and an amazing taste in fashion. Her thicc lips filled with 5$ Amazon filler glistened in the sunlight due to her amazingly applied lip gloss that dripped from her lips to her chin. She was washing the counter working her last shift of the day then she heard the cafe door open, she peered over at the glass door, she couldn't believe her eyes. A fat ass skeleton with a shitty taste of fashion entered the cafe, strutting like a Wanna-Be bimbo. She felt her goth girl leggings get shmoist. Her badussy was producing nectar just at the sight of this short, handsome, skinless, smexy man. Wiki Wiki slowly strutted to this babelicious stack of calcium to take his order. She pulled up her super uwu kawaii pink socks so that they just barely reached her thighs to catch the swankalishious man's attention. Wiki Wiki looks at this man who was finer than frog hair and slowly says "h-hey" She let her guard down for a moment to grab a menu, but as soon as she turned away, he hand placed his long, boney fingers upon her left ass cheek. "BANANA SMACK" the bangable man screeched into WikiWiki's right badussy flap. Her cliterus quivered as he spoke his funny words into it like a megaphone. She couldn't help but whimper as he kerplunged his funky fingers into your other bun. She pulled a massive coconut out of her mega shart, Wiki Wiki whimpered into his crusty dusty chalky right toe grease. Without warning, the mega thicc skeleton with massive ass pulled out his calcium free glow stick. Wiki Wiki lyed down and used her 7 meter concrete grippers to pry-open her crusty badussy flaps while they slowly made a wet "shcwatchel" sound. The smexy man shat himself and let out a loud "ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Due to the high velocity of his badonka shat that was the size of the sun, Sans' ass started to vibrate like a motor, indicating that he was primed and ready for the spiciest of bad times. Wiki Wiki started to chant "who ha who wiki wiki" while the building slowly started to collapse. Sans looked at her with passion. Sans got +1 Carisma. He plunged his glowing calcium slim jim into stinky pinky. She screamed in Japanese at the sudden intrusion. Wiki Wiki moaned "My lips are the gun. Smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer." as she shead a single tear. They began making out passionately as sans immersed into her, ERing with each plunge. Wiki Wiki smelled his shat and imeditly understood his frying pan fetish. Luckily, she always kept one under her right boob for accasions like this. She slowly inserted the Ultimate Hard Anodized Titanium Nonstick 2 Piece Fry Pan Cookware Set, 8 and 10.25-Inch, Gray Pan into his gaping arse hole. "You're tighter than the LASETA 2 Pairs Opaque Tights for Women High Waist Control Top Soft Pantyhose I ordered two months ago that never actually arrived~" Wiki Wiki said softly. Sans came into wiki wiki's soft crusty lips. "ERERERERERER" He grunted. Wiki Wiki was a creamier pie than the shitty Walmart pies on display at the register. Sans shead 2.367 tears as he tossed his head back and screamed in disgust. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!" He sobbed.  He was ashamed of his balls. His left one had been completely severed off due to the friction of their bad time. "uwu" Gargasmell whimpers from the other room at the sound of Wiki Wiki and sans getting it  d o w n... to be continued..............................................kiss kiss fall in love........................................................