THERES TOO MANY CAR BATTERIES IN THE OCEAN
I was sitting at home eating nothing when I got the urge to throw a car battery in the ocean. 1 millisecond later I found myself a ham sandwich. The ham sandwich whispered in my ear and told me to eat it so I could shit it out. It said it was some sort of kink thing. "uwu" the ham sandwich whimpered. MY COCK IS SO HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE I CANT EVEN GO TO THE STORE WITHOUT THE TIP HANGING OUT OF MY PAAAAAAAAAAAANTS IM GONNA KILL MYSELF, I will tie my massive sghhhhhhlong into a noose. HELP ME MY COCK IS LARGER THAN FUCKING URANUS AND WHEN I GET HARD IT PERKS UP AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT AND SENDS ANYONE WITHIN A 12 MILE RADIUS FLYING. "hot" the ham sandwich says in booba's crusty dusty earwax canal.
2 weeks earlier...
MY COCK HAS RUGBURN FROM DRAGGING AROUND ON THE FLOOR. IT DOESNT FIT IN MY CAR SO I HAVE TO SLAM THE DOOR ON IT AND THE REST HANGS OUT ON THE ROAD..."but i like it tho~" my mom said from the kitchen window while eating balls. DURING MY WEDDING MY COCK NEEDS TO BE FITTED FOR ITS OWN SUIT. WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I TRIED TO GO TO CHUCKY CHEESE AND I TRIED TO CUT IT OFF ON THE BUMPERCAR RACEWAY. I JUST WISH SOME MAGICAL HAM SANDWICH WOULD COME AND MAKE ME EAT IT TO SHRINK DOWN MY MASSIVE STINKY TWINKY SHRINKY THINKY LONG THONG DING DONG LOUD AS A GONG BING BONG HUGE ASS SHLONG. QSTYIN KYH/E ?/WEN MWEQmjnedrew3 "uhh~" booba moanded into the burger clown's ear, "you're going to make me so happy~" "a-anal?" the burger clow moaned. Of cource booba whispered.
TIMESKIP
Gerbil.... microwave.... WAGOOGUS BAMMM WASCHPOL PWOA WOAAAH OH NPO
