I was so scared until oli brought me to the bathroom and says he would wait outside
Perf opertunity I said ANS jumped out the windoe
I ran int o the woods and took the biggest poop in my lif bc I hadn't took a poopy woopy in the longest time
I shat so hard the Turdie in my butthole flung out and hit a squirrel in an tree.. at leat I have dinner tonight
I grabbed the squirrel and the turd for a further weapon bc it was so hard that it could break a scull
Then I relieved that my secret power was a butt gun that I could shoot a turd at anyone
Just then my stomach started to rumbly tumbly and I had the biggest turdie wordie birdie Chorus in my life that when I screamed it sounded like a beautiful song that attracted animals to my side to help me fight this battle
Lets just say that the woods were covered in my butthole juices
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