The Pokédex~Nct Dream

1.5

The Pokédex

Pretty.Bitch
guys guys guess what happened
at like 4am this morning

Nanana
what happened babe

Pretty.Bitch
i got marks and hyuck's
signatures right on me
thanking god rn

Dumbass
we be collecting those
like pokémon
i got two last night

Jisung's bf
lucky ass bitches

Pretty.Bitch
gatekeep gaslight girlboss babe

Ji-diot
maybe if you weren't
crying all over me

Jisung's bf
you were crying too
ugly ass

Eye-Smile
that felt personal

Jisung's bf
twas

Pretty-Bitch
omg the english !!
he's girlbossing rn

Loml #1
living his best life

Ji-diot
with his soon to be ex if
he doesn't get off me
my legs are asleep

Jisung's bf
sounds like a you
problem to me

Pretty.Bitch
gonna take some photos
to cherish this moment n
both hickies look so different
good job babes

Loml #1
no problem

Loml #2
got min and mark hickies
i'm luckier than u

Nanana
BRUH JENO DIDNT EVEN
LET US GIVE HIM ANY

Eye-Smile
ayo i said what i said a
month ago,
min's hickey first

Dumbass
ur so biased 😒

Eye-Smile
whatever

Pretty.Bitch
omg i'm his fave yall
see his text too right?

Jisung's gf
y'all just mad cause jeno
wants to feel straight for
a moment by getting a
hickey from min

Loml #2
nah its just cause he never
got a gf who wanted to
give him a hickey
jenos always liked men
and getting hickeys

Eye-Smile
literally uncalled for

Pretty.Bitch
chenji y'all better not be
giving my couch stains
tae's gonna be there in like 5

Ji-diot
cough jichen, and
uh idk ab that i called tae,
he said he'd stay out

Pretty.Bitch
uhm no unless he's the
one getting railed,
he's coming home in 4

Ji-diot
fuck u whatever we were
leaving anyways

Jisung's bf
to show off my old hickies
since i didn't get new ones

Loml #1
talking ab hickies like
there collectibles

Jisung's bf
THEY ARE !!

Dumbass
they are tf ?

Pretty.Bitch
THATS LITERALLY THE POINT??

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shouldn't be posting twice in a row but since i have the energy and ideas to write now i might as well post now too, y'all are starving :)