Ok before we start I want you to read my Robert headcanons NOW:
1: Robert seems like a mama's boy
2: his mom likes to tease him sometimes
Ok we done
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"Oh hey radford"
"Ay! If it ain't the the lover boy/girl/mate sup bro" radford said before giving you a first bomb and petted your head
As you went up the stairs he notice his mom's expression
"Hey mom is everything ok?"
"Uh? Oh! No no everything is alright honey, Why'd ya ask?"
"Well ever since robert got a girlfriend/boyfriend/lover you've been nothing but a bottle sadness and worrieness... If that's even a word."
"Ever since he started dating he's been different! He doesn't have time to hang out with me or your father, he doesn't ask me for snacks anymore because y/n would just make or get him some, but most of all he didn't want kisses anymore because he said it was to embarrassing!" And after that she started crying, radford just sighed and sits down next to her trying to calm his mother down
'oh boy' he thought
"Come on mom y/n isn't all that bad"
"Don't- *sniff* don't get me wrong they are a great child as I heard from their mother but they're stealing my baby boy away from me!'
"You do know you have me and runa too. W-Well you gotta except the fact that robert's growin' up"
"If he's all grown up why didn't you get a partner yet? Your 17"
"Mom please don't bring this up. You know I'm always working"
Then both radford and his mom heard robert said
"Mom is it ok if I got out for a bit"
"Sure honey just please come back when it's time for dinner"
"Ok! Come on y/n" robert grabs your arm and drags you out of the door
".... Radford stay here and watch your little sister for me."
"Mom don't."
"Just take care of runa while I'm gone"
"Mom please don't do something weird!" But it was to late, she left
Then runa walks up to her eldest brother
"Where is she going?"
"Probably spying on robert again."
*Meanwhile*
"So where are we going rob?"
"Oh nothing I'm just taking my fabulous girlfriend/boyfriend/partner out on a little picnic date"
"I swear you have so much cheese on ya then a pizza" you said rolling your eyes, he just smiled and gave you a little kiss on the cheek
As you arrived at the park you thought you already found the spot that you've been looking for but robert said he found the perfect place for your date
You two kept walking further through the park until you arrived at this beautiful lake
(Could 'my gang' be connected to the 'music in my heart' universe? 🤔)
"It's. So. Beautiful! How did you manage to find this place robbie!?"
"While I was saying goodbye the gang I stumbled upon this place"
"Really? How?"
"It wasn't easy" he then points at a hill with a dried up mud pile on the bottom, and on that mud you could see that his body made a huge imprint on the mud
Both of you just laughed it off and started setting up the picnic
*Ring ring*
"Hey y/n did you hear that?"
"No. Why?"
"Sounds like someones phone ringing"
"It's probably from the park"
Meanwhile roberts mom is hiding in the bushes quietly when her phone went off, she quickly answers her phone and it was non other than radford trying to stop his mom for doing some insane shit
"Mom please tell me what the heck are you doing?!"
"Well rad I'm just spying on your bother during his date"
"Why!?"
"To see what y/n got that I don't"
"Mom you do know this is toxic behaviour. I mean I'm ready to pay for your therapy"
"I know son, I know. I just need some information and....and...."
"Mom?"
"I gotta go sweetie." She hangs up after sees the scene that she was looking at
The laugh between you and robert next to the lake reminded her of the time where her husband proposed to her
"W...what a m I doing!? I should've listened to my son." Then she left you two alone
(Why did I do this...oh yeah it's for my satisfaction.)
Today the hatzgang planned on having a sleepover at robert's house, sure they could hang out at ross's house where it's more chill but his mother invited a guest over and he don't wanna disturb them
As robert opened the door the four of you immediately graded by his family. well it's only his mom and his brother his dad and his little sister were upstairs helping with homework
"Ah hello everyone, nice to see you again!" Huh his mom seems to be ready happy to day, much more than usual, but hey all of you decided to not think about it much
"Oh do you need anything? Snacks or drinks?"
The gang stayed quiet for a few seconds till you spoke out
"Well I am craving some cookies"
"Oh don't worry honey, I'll get you what you want"
She then turned to his son and boldly said
"CAN SOMEONE BRING MY DAUGHTER/SON/CHILD-IN-LAW SOME COOKIES!"
Radford spit out his drink, ross and roy were laughing they're ass off, robert was smiling all over the place, and your face looks like a tomato
"*Cough* *cough* mom what?! ha HA! *COUGH* uuhhhhggg...."
"Honey what happened!?" Robert's dad said as he rushed down the stairs with his sister in his dad's arms, they were also covered in pink glitter
*Sometime later*
"What was that all about that bro? Pff" roy ask still laughing at the fact that robert's mom calls you her 'daughter/son/child-in-law'
"Please. Let's not talk about it."
"Why not?" Your boyfriend ask still smiling like an idiot
"It's embarrassing bro."
"I don't think it is" he then held both of your hand and looks at you with a loving look
"I've always wanted to marry you ever since I first fall in love with you, I want to spend the rest of my life with you"
"*Barf noises* BRO get a room, you just ruined my high score" roy said
"But this is my room YOU should be the one leaving"
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Fanfiction"we're a gang. We're not gonna leave you, ever" A cringe train but...... Hatzgang x reader everyone! Yyyyaaaaayyyyyy....(・∀・)🏴 (Yes I made that cover)
