Child Of The Straw Hats 🤠

Meeting Luffy the Man Who's Gonna Be King of the Pirates

Before this story starts it is an reader insert but writing y/n feels stupid to me so feel free to change her name or recommend better names pls i suck a naming. Also i do except commentary and criticism as long as it's not too hurtful. Also there might be spelling mistakes so sorry for those too
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" well this is just some BS i tell you that today has been the absalute worst day ever so first i fall asleep at 7:00 pm and miss the latest episode of black clover then i sleep threw my alarm and wake up really late not to mention miss church then i miss the BTS album sale and when i get there they were completely sold out then i get called in to inspect a crime scene on my day off mind you so i change into my detective clothes grab my boku no hero academia Lander with my badge my gun and go the crime scene find the evidence murder weapon and leave to try to enjoy the rest of my day i get yet phone rung yet again it was my agent telling me to model for this sports magazine ya know god so i go do that then i get another call and mind you it's my day off so i'm like who is it now and it's the judge so now i'm really irritated cause i got called in again so i go to court and i'm doing ma thing my client got proven not guilty and i was walking to my car when i see a little girl getting kidnapped so i fight the guy then one of my favorite songs come on ya know replay by shinee the guy caught me off guard and knocked me back i pull out my purple caracal f and shoot him in the legs then i fall an got hit by a older version of my mersadies benze " said Nico

" that's nice my child so do you want to be revived " said ???

" um that would be nice but can you do that god "

" of course i am an your god my child but being omnipotent gets boring so i'll revive you in your favorite anime one piece so you can be my source of entertainment i'll grant you any power you like as well my child " said god

" thanks god but why are you doing this for me "

" you are one of my children and i was really board and your the only one who worshiped me of the people that died this month "

" thanks father "

" yes now tell me what you want my child "

" i want the power to teleport, fly, i want the sharingan, rinnegan, byakugan, and byakugo all the nine tailed beast's a deep understanding of the human body the ability to us all forms of nen that i've seen rare pet eggs all different types of pokeball's that can summon any pokemon i want an inventory to keep the pokeballs and eggs all of the dragon slayers exceeds and there dragons but as baby's transformation a deep understanding of science, medicine, cooking, navigating, and archaeology a resistance to pain i also want all dragon slayer ability's Mira's satan souls and Erza's requip every pro hero villain and kids from hero school's quirks but for Monoma for any devil fruit user i touch i get there power's but i can swim and won't be affected by sea prison stone and i can titan shift into any titan and a computer like voice that give's me strategy's and tells me what power's i can use like the great sage you know what i just want the abillity's of the slime from that time i got reincarnated as a slime including the ability to turn into a slime i also want all thirteen celestial spirit keys and all star dresses the ability to revive two people every year and if i don't revive someone that year it save's till next year ow all the seven deadly sins power's and sacred treasures along with Elizabeth and Elaine power's i also want to know how to use these ability's as soon as i get there that's all "

" i can give you that but I'm gonna put you in the body of a baby until the time skip but i'll make sure your found by monkey d luffy and let you keep your memories and give you your physical that you have now for when you can walk fair fair kay bye "

" wait wha "

and with that she was sent to the world of one piece in a baby body and that baby just so happened to be on the same shore as luffy and luffy found the sleeping baby and picked her up and took her on the boat with him along with her diaper bag then stuff happened and now there in a barrel floatin a little time skip and luffy pops out the barrel yelling startling the sleeping baby Nico who is now Monkey. D. Nico anyway she woke up crying luffy proceeds to pick up the crying Nico and says

" who's that " luffy said still holding a now sleeping Nico luffy then looked over and said " who the hell are you guys "

" who the hell are you and what with child " yelled the other pirates while waking up Nico again 

" your friend's gonna catch a cold sleeping like that " said luffy getting out of the barrel and giving Nico her pacifier 

" your the one that knocked him out " yelled the pirates then they pointed their swords at luffy and baby Nico and say's " hold up your messing with this when you know where vicious pirates huh "

Luffy ignores them and looks at Coby and say's " I'm starving you must be hungry to huh Nico " baby noises ( yes beach feed me ) said Nico " you got any food " Luffy asked Coby

" I'm talking to you " yelled one of the pirates the other growls like a dog and say's you Dame kid and he's ready to cut Luffy and Nico Luffy breaks the swords and they into the roof and he's still holding Nico " who are you two " said the pirate  who is sitting on the

floor like a wimp " me oh my name's Monkey D Luffy hi " He smiles picks up Nico's diper bag and puts it on and gold's up Nico like how Simba from lion King was held up and showed Nico and said " this is my first mate and her name is Monkey D. Nico wait I need to change her " everyone is confused but Luffy turns around and takes the shirt off Nico took off her diper and wiped her threw the diper at the pirates and put a new diper an he along with an Outfit then introduced her again the pirates scream and run out the run out the room 

" so... what just happened " asked Coby still on the floor " more baby noises ( Coby shut up and get off the floor ) said Nico still in luffy's arms " you got me " said Luffy looking back at Coby " quick you gotta run if those guys come backhere with their buddies then they'll kill you and her on the spot " said Coby abruptly standing up and yelling " i don't care about that we're hungry right Ni " said luffy smiling back at coby still holding Nico and her diper bag with her water and milk in it " how can you just blow this off like that there are hundreds of them up on deck and there waiting for the opportunity to kill anything " yelled Coby making the baby in luffy's arms a little mad while luffy is walking away with said baby coby try's to pull him back " you're going the wrong way " mumbled Coby " No .... wait luffy " said Coby still trying to pull luffy back but he keeps walking into the pantry and closes the door with coby's head sticking out Luffy laughs jump's down deeper into the pantry after making sure Nico was secure in his arms Nico fell asleep.

Time skip brought to you by Luffy hitting Coby cause he felt like it and cause I'm lazy

 Canons go off and coby who is now holding Nico and Luffy look over to see the marin's Luffy then says " perfect time in head over the and tell em you wanna join but we're pirates so we're out of here " said Luffy taking Nico diper bag and a now awake Nico from Coby and jumping over the rail bit Coby yells " no wait you can't be serious I aprouch the like this they'll just capture me like another pirate " they get away with the coward Coby tagging along " we actually managed to get away " said Coby " what fun " said Luffy laughing still holding Nico who is now sleep they went to go get Zoro while Nico is sleeping well.

Nico woke up to see a white void and heard god again

God: my child you being a baby is boring me so when you wake up you'll be 1 years old instead 

Nico: 👁️👄👁️ okay that all

God: also your skipping the first couple arks so you'll wake up at the start of water seven ark bye

Nico: 👁️👄👁️ I ain't like dem arks no way

Nico slowly starts waking up

To Be continued