《 beomgyu and soobin's chat 》
soobin :
i like you
gyu :
ok
soobin :
i like you as in i love you
gyu :
alright
soobin :
i love you as in i want to have children with you
gyu :
okay
soobin :
and adopt two cats
gyu :
yeah
soobin :
and let you fuck me for 10 hours straight
gyu :
GET OFF OF YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW YOU DRUNK BITCH
soobin :
why are you calling me bitch when i confessed to you?
gyu :
you always do this when you're drunk honey
soobin :
call me honey again
gyu :
you drunk stupid idiot bitch
soobin :
that's not how you spell honey
gyu :
where the fuck is yeonjun?
soobin :
he's beside me
gyu :
tell him to take you home
soobin :
hell nawhr
gyu :
why u being so difficult?????
soobin :
bc i want you to pick me up
gyu :
you know how much i hate drunk people
yet you get drunk all the time
and text me weird things
soobin :
i'm sorry
gyu:
u should be
soobin :
i'm gonna cry now
gyu :
don't cry you stupid
soobin :
i will
gyu :
you're at the bar, right?
soobin :
yeah
gyu :
i'll go pick you up
soobin :
thanks daddy
gyu :
spoiled child
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《 soobin is wasted again 》
yeonjun :
guys soobin has been texting beomgyu for five minutes and i eye dropped on their conversation and he said he wanted beomgyu to come pick him up
am i not good enough?
soobin :
yes
yeonjun :
i took his phone now.
am i not good enough?
hyuka :
idk, soobin is just weird
gyu :
how many shots did you let him drink u stupid?
yeonjun :
... four...
gyu :
yeonjun!
yeonjun :
it's not that much...
gyu :
you know it is for him
yeonjun :
you're exaggerating
gyu :
i am not
it's not you who he sends weird things to when he's wasted
taehyun :
what weird things?
gyu :
nothing important
yeonjun :
ok i'm scrolling on soobin's phone
he said he wanted to be fucked by beomgyu for 10 hours
omg he's gonna be so embarrassed when he wakes up
gyu :
ffs yeonjun
taehyun :
what did beomgyu reply to that?
yeonjun :
he said "okay"
taehyun :
interesting
gyu :
no i didn't
yeonjun :
ah wait he said that to the "I want to have children with you" and "I want to adopt two cats with you"
taehyun :
good thing cats like soobin. so lucky
gyu :
ffs
i'm gonna pick him up bc yeonjun is too scared to grab him
yeonjun :
he bit me when i tried to take the glass off of his hand
he's an animal
gyu :
pussy
yeonjun :
too bad he has a soft spot for you and not me
gyu :
just shut up already
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