Harry Styles gets abducted by a gang of celery

Part 2: Rob Manilow

I sat crying for like 10 minutes, and my mascara was dripping down my whole face, and I was like: "shit, my daddy dead, but at the same time, I need to stop crying because this make up was really expensive and If I waste money then daddy.... Oh damn, that's right.... Jesus take the wheel and drive me off a cliff this is bad..... Oh...... Damn again, that's right, it just happened, thanks jesus" i slouched over onto the torn car door, and took out my iPod, listening to blink 182 I miss you looking at my daddy's rotting corpse.
"Daddy, you know I will always love you, but your body smells like shit, and Harry needs to be saved from those damn green things. I love you booboo" #ripbooboo
I slowly walked away from the car, and took out a cob of corn and started rapidly eating it because, u no, I'm a verry nervus eatir, and corn satisfies anxiety #fact #billnye #std's
Well, so anyways, when I was walking away I noticed something very strange, and it was probably the strangest thing I had ever seen, rob Manilow was planting trees in a soiled diaper, and he was singing tubthumping by chumbawumba while constantly slapping his rectum with a wooden spoon
"Hey Rob Manilow, I need your help"
"What?"
"I need your help"
"What?"
I got impatient after a little while, and decided I would tell Rob Manilow to stop
He cried
But it was okay because I gave him a cucumber and he was fine
"Hey rob, harry styles was abducted by celery"
"Holy nut, that's not good"
"Exactly" I said looking up at the star while rubbing my moist armpit
"So what do you reckon we g'on do?"
"Wait about what?"
"Harry"
"What?" I questioned again
"The thing you were just-"
"Are you harassing me?"
"What? No"
"Sure"
"Little girl, -I"
"It's pronounced Isabel you limp dick" I turned to my side and cried.
Then out of nowhere, I heard a giant explosion and Rob Manilow turned into a robot
"Woah, mecha Rob Manilow"
"You're damn right, now, let's save styles"
"Yay"
I climbed onto Rob manilows back and mounted the light machine gun on his back
"ISABEL TO THE RIGHT"
Giant flying space penises emerged from the vagina crevice of earth, firing out sperm pellets
I positioned my cursor over one of them and fired
Nothing.
"Damn hit marker"
I fired again
He done got deaded by dis gun I be firin
"WTF HAX, HAX, I BET YOUR LIKE 12 YOU FREAKING FRICK, YOU RUINED THE SONIC SERIES"
Screamed the mysterious mythical being controlling the penises
"YOU GUYS RUINED THE SONIC SERIES" he screamed as more penises flew out from the ground
"ISABEL, WE ARE NOT DOING TOO WELL" screamed Rob Manilow
"What do you mea- oh shit" I said as I looked down at rob..... He was pregnant.
"Rob, I, I'm sorry"
"Don't you worry little girl, I see the celeries ufo"
I looked out into the distance, and saw a giant penis ufo
Rob Manilow flew us closer to the ship and we both landed safely on the pre positioned platform that was placed by the crew of the ship.
"Come on Isabel, let's go" Rob said as we ran across the giant ufo
Carrots came out of nowhere with RPGs, and started firing at our feet, making us lose our virginity
We took cover behind the stoner chubby kid who got his hand blended in the #1 horror movie of 2015 Unfriended
"He won't hold for long" screamed Rob Manilow
"AHHHHHOOOOGAAAA" screamed the stoner chubby kid who got his hand blended in the #1 horror movie of 2015 Unfriended.
"AHHHHHH" Rob Manilow screamed as he threw me away from an incoming rpg missile.
"ROBBBBBBBBB MANILOWWW" I screamed as I sat crying after watching the death of my friend of only 15 minutes.
I sobbed for a good hour when I felt a smack on the back of the head"
"LIKE OWW" I said
"Shh go to sleep"
"Ok" I said as I went to sleep.
When I woke up I was in a jail cell, and there across from me, being beat with an extra large piñata by Christian gray
Was................. Harry
End of part 2