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jiminpark_
me and yoongi met..

jeon.jk
did you fail at finding
a new best friend

jiminpark_
nvm

jeon.jk
oKAY wait
you met
what happened
is he cute

jiminpark_
ahem..
yes
very cute
adorable actually
we went to get coffee

typing...

jeon.jk
jimin you're lactose intolerant

jiminpark_
yeah but he suggested it
and i didn't want to be
an annoying bother
so i just agreed

jeon.jk
why would you |

jiminpark_
LISTEN
i had like one sip
and i had to poop so bad
but i couldn't say that
because ew
so i excused myself
but i stayed in the bathroom
for longer than i thought i would
and he came and asked
if i was okay

jeon.jk
bare minimum

jiminpark_
true but it gets better
he somehow figured out??
so we left and he drove me home
then i pooped

jeon.jk
please tell me you pooping
is relevant to the story

jiminpark_
i came out of the bathroom
to texts from him apologizing
and saying he'll make it up to me
also he sent flowers????
with a card saying, AND I QUOTE,
"i hope you're okay now,
i tried to get things that help with stomach aches"

jeon.jk
WAIT
DID HE SEND MORE
AHEM..i mean
did he send more?

jiminpark_
SO MUCH
TOO MUCH
A HEATING PAD
A BLUE ONE

jeon.jk
HE KNOWS YOU LIKE BLUE

jiminpark_
AND SOME MEDICINE
AND SOME RELAXING BATH SALTS
AND FRUITS AND TEA

jeon.jk
HES THE ONE
WAIT WAIT
we need to calm down

jiminpark_
it doesn't seem like much

jeon.jk
it doesn't

jiminpark_
BUT ITS SO CUTE

jeon.jk
BUT ITS SO CUTE

jiminpark_
HURRY UP AND GET A MAN
SO WE CAN GUSH TOGETHER

jeon.jk
i wish it was that easy </3

jiminpark_
um what is taehyung
chopped liver?

jeon.jk
he thinks i'm weird
remember?
and you saw what happened
when people thought
we were...
you know..dating
we just became friends again
also i know nothing about him

jiminpark_
BOOOO
didn't you get over that?
with jiN hYuNg's help >:(

jeon.jk
we did but still..
i'm gonna ignore that last part

jiminpark_
who cares what people think
if you like him go for it
and wdym you don't know anything??
he's famous, he's rich, he's hot
what more is there to know

jeon.jk
blocked

jiminpark_
WHAT ITS TRUE

jeon.jk
is that why you
like sugar?

jiminpark_
HIS NAME IS SUGA OR YOONGI

jeon.jk
no
you like him because
he's nice and thoughtful
and knows you like blue
the only thing taehyung knows
about me is that i'm sensitive >:[

jiminpark_
okay but we only know
those things about each other
because we talk
you know like..
have actually conversations??
so just talk to him
find out if he's anywhere
near as good as yoongs
i doubt it

jeon.jk
yoongs?
you're giving him nicknames?

jiminpark_
i was testing it out
what do you think

jeon.jk
i think you're already in love

jiminpark_
wait do you hear that?
that's the sound
of me leaving

jeon.jk
going to yoongs i bet

jiminpark_
don't you have a photographer
to fall in love with????

jeon.jk
do you hear me leaving?

jiminpark_
thought so

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this chapter is a little lengthy idk if thats a good thing or a bad thing..

there are a few changes to the way i write/the way i format everything so if it seems off im just seeing what i like now and getting used to writing again :)

i hope you enjoyed this and look forward to the next chapter that im writing as we speak!! i mean read!!

- taeonnaise