Oh Mr. Bean

Chapter One, Obsessed with Bean

For Abby (the bae) and the whole Squad. I love you fam!!!

Abby was going on a trip to see the majestically beautiful land called Paris. Of course being Abby, she didn't buy a plane ticket or any of those useless things. Why would she?

As a plane to Paris was taking off, she climbed onto the back of the plane. Then, she straddled it with her strong masculine thighs. HOT YEAH. What a sexy lady if I do say so myself.

Mid-flight she got extremely hungry, so she simply opened her mouth and caught bugs... yummy :p

When the plane was descending into Paris, Abby saw how amazingly polluted the city of love was. She proceeded to jump off the plane because the turbulence was killing her. Using her flab wings, she flew to the top of the Eiffel Tower.

A block away from the tower, Mr. Bean stood looking at this winged beauty flying like a majestic fucking eagle to the top of the Eiffel Tower. He ran to seduce this fine dime of a lady.

As he was running to meet his one true love, he internet stalked this "Abby" on the internet.

"So she likes horses, nutella, and dictionaries"he whispered to no one in particular.

Wanting to charm this rare woman, he brushed up on his French.

"Baguette, Fromage, Comment t'allez vous?, Hola! Perfect!" he screamed.

He waited at the base of the tower for his knight in shining armor. Well after running down the stairs Abby was certainly shining, but with buckets of swear.

"Abby, Bonjour. Come with me you fantastic woman!" mr. Bean shouted while going cross-eyed.

"Mr. Bean? Is it really you?" Abby questioned in the same manner as that annoying little girl from the lion the witch and the wardrobe.

"Si, madame."he said wiggling his brows.

They stared into each other's eyes breathing heavily, unable to look away, Abby farted loudly.

"Carry me my love!" Mr. Bean shouted in extasy .

"Yes, anything for you love." Abby whispered seductively in his ear leaving a little spit unitensionally.