"twerk" he said. i started twerking and didnt realize he got bricked up.. (time skip) 9 months later here we are in the hospital. my bestie boo got a job as a doc. "push!" she said. i pushed w all the energy i had. "t..the babys head....it fell off!" said mu bestie boo..."eh free headless ig" she continued. after a couple hours we finally gave birth to the failed abortion. "aww look how cute she is!" said the loev of mu life qwq (pg) "what should we name her" i asked him "red. so whenever she does smth suspicious we can just say red is sus!!" he said. i laughed and replied w "ur so funny bby wanna make out and then name the baby after" "sure." he said and we started making out for a good 8 mins and 47 seconds. "how about amandA" i ask him. he agrees and we name our littel bb we hire a babysitter to take care of amanda while we make out or smth else yk... pt 3 coming soon uwu
