Weird Romance

Roses are black

I texted him as usual. I got bored so I sent him a picture of my cousin. "She looks like a babe." he responded.
"That's what everyone says."
He asked me where she lived.
"Needles." I said with a smirk.
"Shit. NEVERMIND."
I laughed. He never had a girlfriend which was kinda sad. They say that he is attractive and charming. I didn't believe it. Then he asked me if I could be his "wingman" and hook him up. I said yes to him because I knew that his relationship wouldn't last long.