Dwayne x OC
In which Olive's babysitter, a pageant girl who goes to school with Dwayne, spontaneously decides to carpool with the Hoover family to the Miss/Little Miss Sunshine pageant when she finds out they just happen to be in the same pageant.
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Back on the road they are only a couple hours away from the halfway point and the motel for the night. To pass the time Olive has had the whole car taking her little tests. Frank took an IQ test, Grandpa took a compatibility quiz, and now Dwayne is taking an eye test.
"Mom! Dwayne has 20/20 vision" Olive announces as he passes the first part if the test.
"I bet he does." Sheryl responds.
Olive turns back to Dwayne and says, "Okay, now I'm going to check if your color blind."
She holds up the paper with a colored dotted circe. "What's the letter in the circle?" Olive asks.
Dwayne looks confused. He leans in and looks at the paper then shakes his head.
"No, no, no. Inside the circle." Olive explains.
He still looks confused. April leans in and points to the letter, "Dwayne, its right here...see?" She says.
Olive tells him, "Its an A!" Dwayne continues shaking his head. "You cant see it?" Olive questions.
April see him get frustrated as he take the paper from olive and looks at it even closer.
Frank turns around and adds, "Its bright green."
Dwayne looks at it in disbelieve.
"Oh man..." Franks sighs, "Dwayne, I think you might be color blind." Frank hesitates for a second before softly telling Dwayne, "You can't fly jets if you're color blind."
April watches as his expression changes from confusion, to devastation, to anger. He starts to punch the side of the van in frustration, absolutely loosing it.
Frank: uhh we've got a little bit of an emergency back here-
Dwayne continues to spiral, kicking the car interior as his face twists into a show of utter anguish.
Frank: I think we need to pull over-
Richard: what is it??
Frank: JUST PULL OVER-
Dwayne shakes the seats in front of him looking like he's about to explode. While April and Olive sit there stunned.
Sheryl: JUST PULL OVER THE CAR RICHARD
Richard: OKAY OKAY! ALRIGHT!
Dwayne is about to jump out of the moving vehicle just as Richard finally pulls over
Sheryl: DWYANE? oh god.
Dwayne leaps out of the car and runs down the side of the road, his hands gripping his head. Leaving everyone standing outside the car watching as he lets out an exasperated,
"FUCK!!!!!"
then continues to scream and sob hunched over in the grass before defeatedly collapsing.
